Back at home ( Read more... )

i feel like falling on the floor and start giggling my ass off...

hahahahaha...

im extremely giggly/cheery/unserious/annoying for an unknown reason..:x

I smell...voodoo! D:

I smell getting yelled at and pwned by the end of the day..

HAHAHAHA

I had a really intese nightmare ( Read more... )

Click to view

It's been a nice week overall ( Read more... )

I’m mad…I’m so fucking mad at everyone! ... and the fact is none has done something specific to me…. Well except a few but that’s a whole different conversation!

Anywayssss!! I ‘m so crazily mad!@#@#$ argh.

Today I woke up, and couldn’t even walk myself to the bathroom…my whole body is so absolutely sore n stiff and all that jazz…(that’s becuz ( Read more... )

Myself: *walking*…Why do I feel like I have forgotten something…
I: ...because you have?
Me: …orangeeesssss EVERYWHERE! *kick*

Myself: No, really…. I feel so light..

I: Not because of weight loss… you are still fat like…F..

Me: FANTASTICALLYYYYYY ORANGIIISSSH…????

I: I was about to say F…

Me: FARMER?! Who wants to play farmer?! ?!.... we will ( Read more... )

She entered the hotel, dragging her leashed teddy bear.

‘Excuse me? Is anyone here’ yelled.

None appeared around, as she approached the reception, she saw a man with a zip where his mouth should be..

“Uhmmm…” she climbed on reception’s desk and took a close look while she grabbed a nearby brood starting to poke the man.

“Poke..poke..” she giggled, ( Read more... )

R.I.P Michael Jackson!
R.I.P Sky Saxon!
R.I.P Farrah Fawcett

What was with people dying yesterday?! :( yick.

I woke up with awful pains in my belly.
I called my gynecologist and he said the first days of using flagyl ... i might have a few sideffects.
With my mental history also....he said i might get delusional lol! But since im not taking my smart/ ( Read more... )

Dear God,

gimme the abs of Fergie, the tits megan fox, the bottom of eva mendes, the lips of angelina jolie and the eyes of mila jovovich...AMEN!

what? NO?!....ok...

You are lucky you are the God!

T_T