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sometimes, when there is a tick on my cat, i pull it off and throw it into the toilet because they wont die unless you burn them or drown them ( Read more... )

somewhere out there, there is a girl who wants to make an impression looking ravishing- for a certain someone ( Read more... )

i want to heal. is that too much to ask ( Read more... )

so today, i talked to matt on the phone for a whole TWENTY MINUTES ( Read more... )

"maybe we were all acting all the time. and tonight i was playing the part of the woman in the great relationship whose boyfriend was coming down with a cold ( Read more... )

you hate my movies, and i hate some of yours ( Read more... )

"did you like, scream out your terrorist plans while you were fucking or something ( Read more... )

i dont like penises made out of metal ( Read more... )

im sad ( Read more... )