[Drabbles] 7 times 7 trolls BEST on the internet
1.
Yuya scans through his mail, scrolling aimlessly through advertisements, chain mails and the like. Bored with all the crap he has in his inbox he deletes every single one of them, until he stumbles upon something that Ryosuke sent him, 2 days ago.
‘Hey, Yuyan! You should check out his link, this girl says she has prettier hair than you!’ The mail is closed with a cute emoji that peace-signs him.
Yuya pouts and ruffles through his hair with his free hand. Impossible.
Curiously he clicks on the link and a text appears, telling him he has to watch the screen carefully.
Yuya squints his eyes and looks at the screen, aside from the text he sees nothing.
From out of nowhere the ugliest face he has ever seen appears and from his speakers a freaky scream erupts.
Yuya shrieks, back away from his computer, flails with his arms and lands on the floor, chair and all.
The next day in the dressing room Yuya tells everyone never to open Ryosuke’s mail anymore.
2.
Hikaru’s messing around on Yahoo! (mostly just discussing music with Daiki and occasionally replying Kouta and Kei. They’re together at Kouta’s place, occupying Kouta’s brother’s room and messing through his stuff, reporting to Hikaru whatever shit they find there) when Yuto sends him a message.
Drum King Yuto says: Keito’s here, u jelly?
Hikaru munches on a cookie, staring at the message.
乙女じゃない！says: I’m what?
Drum King Yuto says: y u mad tho?
Hikaru scratches the back of his head, trying to figure out what Yuto smoked before getting online.
乙女じゃない！says: I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Yuto sends him one last message before going offline.
Drum King Yuto says: TROLOLOLOLOL!!
Hikaru contemplates about whether he should call Yuto’s mother to ask if everything’s alright, but before he can even type the message a text comes in from Keito.
‘Everything is fine, just let him be.’
3.
“Chinen keeps sending me pictures of ugly, naked women,” Kouta grimaces as he closes yet another tab of a fat lady wearing nothing but a very tight fitting bathing suit.
“That’s because he’s a troll, my dearest Yabu-kun,” Hikaru replies, not even bothering to look up from his magazine.
Kouta turns around to face his friend and blinks, “I know he’s kinda short, but saying he’s a troll is a bit mean.”
Hikaru merely shakes his head, wanting to open his mouth to explain what a troll is but being interrupted by yet another complain of his band mate.
It’s his own fault for being such an easy victim really.
4.
When Kei screeched and threw something towards the hallway, it was time for Daiki to check what was going on.
“What’s wrong?”
“I am not a pretty unicorn!!!” Was the answer he got.
Daiki sniggered, “that’s debatable.”
Furiously Kei pointed at the screen of his laptop and Daiki walked over to sneak a peak of what had angered the older one.
“You see, I posted this picture of myself on Dailybooth a few days and Ryutaro commented, saying I was a pretty unicorn,” Kei said, still frantically jabbing his screen with his finger.
“At first I thought it was some kind of slang, telling me I looked good but I looked it up, and that’s not it.”
Daiki had to choke back a giggle.
“But then I posted another picture and another one and he keeps telling me the same thing all over again!”
It was then that a notification popped up, telling Kei Ryutaro had commented on his new profile picture on Facebook.
‘You’re such a pretty unicorn,’ it read.
“I’M NOT A PRETTY UNICORN, DAMNIT!”
5.
It took 7 (minus Keito who does not believe in cyber-bullying or trolling or however you want to call it) only 3 days to get Daiki to delete his Tumblr.
Within less than a day for some reason Yuri’s solo ‘I wanna grow taller’ was on auto-play every time he visited his own page and he had no idea how it got there, or how to remove it.
His dashboard was spammed with all kinds of tips and tricks on how to grow taller and Ryosuke casually mentioned a time or 3 that it was a good thing boys tend to grow until they’re al least 20. Afterwards it was all over, or so he said.
Ryutaro was kind enough to look up every single picture he and Daiki were on together and to point out the obvious height difference in Daiki’s disadvantage.
The final straw however was Yuto, asking Daiki if he could borrow some of his pants for his little brother.
Next time Daiki would sign up for some kind of social media he would make sure 7 didn’t find out.
Yuya scans through his mail, scrolling aimlessly through advertisements, chain mails and the like. Bored with all the crap he has in his inbox he deletes every single one of them, until he stumbles upon something that Ryosuke sent him, 2 days ago.
‘Hey, Yuyan! You should check out his link, this girl says she has prettier hair than you!’ The mail is closed with a cute emoji that peace-signs him.
Yuya pouts and ruffles through his hair with his free hand. Impossible.
Curiously he clicks on the link and a text appears, telling him he has to watch the screen carefully.
Yuya squints his eyes and looks at the screen, aside from the text he sees nothing.
From out of nowhere the ugliest face he has ever seen appears and from his speakers a freaky scream erupts.
Yuya shrieks, back away from his computer, flails with his arms and lands on the floor, chair and all.
The next day in the dressing room Yuya tells everyone never to open Ryosuke’s mail anymore.
2.
Hikaru’s messing around on Yahoo! (mostly just discussing music with Daiki and occasionally replying Kouta and Kei. They’re together at Kouta’s place, occupying Kouta’s brother’s room and messing through his stuff, reporting to Hikaru whatever shit they find there) when Yuto sends him a message.
Drum King Yuto says: Keito’s here, u jelly?
Hikaru munches on a cookie, staring at the message.
乙女じゃない！says: I’m what?
Drum King Yuto says: y u mad tho?
Hikaru scratches the back of his head, trying to figure out what Yuto smoked before getting online.
乙女じゃない！says: I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Yuto sends him one last message before going offline.
Drum King Yuto says: TROLOLOLOLOL!!
Hikaru contemplates about whether he should call Yuto’s mother to ask if everything’s alright, but before he can even type the message a text comes in from Keito.
‘Everything is fine, just let him be.’
3.
“Chinen keeps sending me pictures of ugly, naked women,” Kouta grimaces as he closes yet another tab of a fat lady wearing nothing but a very tight fitting bathing suit.
“That’s because he’s a troll, my dearest Yabu-kun,” Hikaru replies, not even bothering to look up from his magazine.
Kouta turns around to face his friend and blinks, “I know he’s kinda short, but saying he’s a troll is a bit mean.”
Hikaru merely shakes his head, wanting to open his mouth to explain what a troll is but being interrupted by yet another complain of his band mate.
It’s his own fault for being such an easy victim really.
4.
When Kei screeched and threw something towards the hallway, it was time for Daiki to check what was going on.
“What’s wrong?”
“I am not a pretty unicorn!!!” Was the answer he got.
Daiki sniggered, “that’s debatable.”
Furiously Kei pointed at the screen of his laptop and Daiki walked over to sneak a peak of what had angered the older one.
“You see, I posted this picture of myself on Dailybooth a few days and Ryutaro commented, saying I was a pretty unicorn,” Kei said, still frantically jabbing his screen with his finger.
“At first I thought it was some kind of slang, telling me I looked good but I looked it up, and that’s not it.”
Daiki had to choke back a giggle.
“But then I posted another picture and another one and he keeps telling me the same thing all over again!”
It was then that a notification popped up, telling Kei Ryutaro had commented on his new profile picture on Facebook.
‘You’re such a pretty unicorn,’ it read.
“I’M NOT A PRETTY UNICORN, DAMNIT!”
5.
It took 7 (minus Keito who does not believe in cyber-bullying or trolling or however you want to call it) only 3 days to get Daiki to delete his Tumblr.
Within less than a day for some reason Yuri’s solo ‘I wanna grow taller’ was on auto-play every time he visited his own page and he had no idea how it got there, or how to remove it.
His dashboard was spammed with all kinds of tips and tricks on how to grow taller and Ryosuke casually mentioned a time or 3 that it was a good thing boys tend to grow until they’re al least 20. Afterwards it was all over, or so he said.
Ryutaro was kind enough to look up every single picture he and Daiki were on together and to point out the obvious height difference in Daiki’s disadvantage.
The final straw however was Yuto, asking Daiki if he could borrow some of his pants for his little brother.
Next time Daiki would sign up for some kind of social media he would make sure 7 didn’t find out.