Title: Help
Words: 263
Characters: Inoo (Hey!Say!JUMP)/Jessica (SNSD)
Jessica furrowed her eyebrows as she glared at the bemused smirk of her Japanese co-worker. As er frown grew deeper, he raised his eyebrows a little higher.
‘You’re doing it wrong~’ it told her teasingly.
Goddamnit, she knew she was doing it wrong but she was far too stubborn to ask the dark haired Japanese seated on the other end of the desk for help. He was already smug enough as it was.
“Fuck this shit,” she hissed in English, pushing her laptop far away.
Kei chuckled and if it wasn’t for the fact that she couldn’t afford a new one, Jessica would have thrown her laptop right at his head.
“Need help?” he finally offered in heavily accented Korean.
“No,” she huffed back, crossing her arms like a child that didn’t get it her way and turning her head away.
Nonetheless she could see Kei getting up from the corner of her eye and soon there was an unfamiliar body hovering over hers. She saw how slender fingers got a hold of her laptop and gracefully moved over her keyboard.
Kei was close, to close actually and she told herself she would have pushed him away if it wasn’t for the fact that he smelled so good.
The warmth of a body against hers disappeared and when Jessica finally looked at her screen again she saw the problem was solved and Kei was back on his usual spot again.
She settled for a cold stare but Kei simply grinned.
“You can thank me later, by going out for a drink after work.”
Title: Cosmetics
Words: 195
Characters: Inoo (Hey!Say!JUMP)/Dara (2NE1)
With her boney finger Dara prodded Kei’s cheek, a firm pout displayed on her lips.
“How come your skin is so white?” She complained, pulling her own cheek with her free hand. “It took me years to become like this and look at you. So young, so pure, so fair, no flaws. What is your secret Inoo-chan?”
Kei bit the inner side of his cheek, contemplating whether he would tease her a little more with boring beauty tips that wouldn’t work either way or just come forward with the truth.
He decided on a bit of both as he sighed, placed the book he was reading next to him and leaned a little closer to the older female.
“Well~ There is a secret, but I’m not sure whether it works for everyone, since it’s a natural process.”
Dara nodded eagerly, “I wanna know!”
Kei sniggered, “it’s a natural glow noona, you have to be in love.”
With that he pecked her lips an Dara blinked. “I-Oh!”
She grinned and rubbed her nose against Kei’s, “I have to cal Bommie! I need to tell her I’m better than cosmetic products!”
Kei merely rolled his eyes.
Title: Estrogen
Words: 236
Characters: Inoo (Hey!Say!JUMP)/Min (Miss A)
“The trick is to pop your entire body,” Min explained and as if on queue she violently started shaking her body.
In a poor attempt to keep up with her Kei popped his chest a few times, but Min was already so much into the music that she didn’t even see him poor attempts at dancing anymore.
When the music in Min’s head had stopped she grinned at Kei, “you see? That wasn’t so bad! Right?”
Kei bit his tongue or else he would have said that this whole popping and locking of hers more looked like someone having some kind of seizure, driven by music.
He vividly remembered the strong kick those small legs could produce and it certainly wasn’t very manly to explain to your guy friends the huge bruise on your leg was a present from your girlfriend.
Thus he nodded, smiling a little uneasy.
“It looks great Min-chan, I just don’t think it’s really my thing.”
Min huffed, puffing her cheeks as a first landed on Kei’s shoulder.
He winced and she frowned a little deeper.
“I guess you should just do ballet,” Min mumbled.
“Someone needs to provide this relationship with a little bit of estrogen,” was the witty reply.
Next time Kei and his friends went to the beach Kei had decided it would be best to lie. Luckily all his friends believed he had knocked over the salon table.
Title: Gender Issues
Words: 300
Characters: Inoo (Hey!Say!JUMP)/Amber (f(x))
“Maybe I should have flashed my boobs to your mom,” Amber giggled while Kei walked her home.
Kei grimaced at his girlfriend, “I can’t believe you’re actually laughing about this.”
Amber laughed again, a little louder this time, “you’re already being upset about this, so I can better be the one that laughs it off. Besides, your mom was very nice to me after I explained I’m a girl.”
Kei muttered something under his breath, something that probably wasn’t very nice towards his mom and Amber gently patted his arm, an amused grin playing on her lips as she told him it was really okay. She had a good laugh.
“I need coffee,” Kei huffed dragging Amber along, he would risk breaking her curfew.
As they entered a cozy looking coffee shop Amber told Kei to sit in a corner, coffee was on her this time.
Kei tried to protest but Amber waved him away. He would only scare away the other costumers from the counter and if he did they wouldn’t be able to come back here again.
Kei took place near a window and Amber went over to the counter to order their beverages.
“One latte and one ice coffee please,” she asked the boy behind the counter, who flashed her a gentle smile.
“One latte and one ice coffee for this nice looking young man and his beautiful girlfriend,” he repeated the order for his colleagues to make and Amber stiffed a giggle as she paid the poor confused cashier, who was oblivious to what was so funny about it.
When Amber sat down with her ice coffee and handed Kei his latte, the boy blinked at her and asked her why she was smiling.
Amber pecked his lips and grinned, “because I have such a beautiful girlfriend.”
Dear Inoo, because everyone is convinced that you are gay I am now drabbling you together with Korean girls as the straight man-bitch that you are. I love you, appa! Happy birthday :D