Twelfth Night

[rainbwinthedark]

Oh, my, I don't think I've ever had quite so much fun here as my dear wife nearly had with me more than a week ago.

A shame that won't happen more often.

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[katto_katto]

Do tell.

[rainbwinthedark]

Oh, she came onto me quite strong and who am I to deny?

[katto_katto]

Ah, quite lucky of you.

[rainbwinthedark]

Indeed. And she is so cross about it after the fact.

THe stars mean it's in German

[hauptschuss]

*You bastard son of a bitch! I'll cut you to ribbons and feed you to the neighbors! I'll remove your manhood and have you feast upon it! I hope you die in agony you fucking asshole!*

THAT will NEVER happen again.

[ooc: She's going to be trying to poison you for a while.]

[rainbwinthedark]

You realize I speak German, correct?

((OOC: GOOD THING THE VAMPIRE DOESN'T NEED FOOD.))

[hauptschuss]

I don't care what your tainted tongue can do. It will be removed in due time.

[ooc: She'll just start trying to kill him outright. She's such a loving wife.]

[rainbwinthedark]

Threaten, threaten, threaten. Tsk, tsk, is that any way to treat your dear husband?

((Ahahaha, he's used to that. Good thing he's got most of his powers
back!))

[river_danced]

[nerrr back vibes.]