Thirteenth Night [April Fools Event//4th Wall]

[rainbwinthedark]

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Have you all gone daft? I wouldn't be terribly shocked, if so.

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[snakeeatstail]

Most people are daft in general. I wouldn't worry.

[rainbwinthedark]

And humans are especially prone to it.

[snakeeatstail]

[Chuckles]

What does that make you then?

[rainbwinthedark]

A vampire.

you know what they say about the past catching up with you?

[un_earth]

...Well shit.
You know how to use a phone?

((i'm assuming it's by phone lol))

Oh dear.

[rainbwinthedark]

...Of course I do. I assume you know me? Not that I recognize your voice...

((Is all by phone.))

[un_earth]

...no?

Maybe you've gone senile, then.

[rainbwinthedark]

What are you on about, you loon? Tell me, how do you know me? Did I kill someone close to you long in the past?

[getmemyboozeboy]

[[there's grating shouting from the other end]]

HOW TH' BLOODY HELL DOES THIS CONTRAPTION WORK?!
DIO?? DIO?! YOU HEARIN' ME YA UNGRATEFUL BRAT?!

WHERE TH' HELL ARE YOU, YOUR POOR PA NEEDS YOU!!
GET TH' HELL OVER HERE, BOY!

[rainbwinthedark]

...

No. You'll be dead soon enough, I'm sure. My younger self was rather inefficient, but got the job done.

[getmemyboozeboy]

WHAT'RE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT
I'M FIT AS A FIDDLE

BOY, YOU WANT TO HAVE TO GO GET THE BELT OR ARE YOU GONNA COME HOME AND BRING ME SOMETHIN' TO DRINK

[rainbwinthedark]

Father, you disgusting pig, I'm no longer human nor do I live with you. Go drink yourself to death already.

for this i am truly sorry lol

[haadophantgreen]

Da~a~rling~~

What are you we~e~eearing~~

....dsalkjhkjhsdfjhsfdkjhs oh my god.

[rainbwinthedark]

...Who the bloody hell is this?

it's called karma, Dio~

[haadophantgreen]

You don't remember me~~~?

And that long night we spent together~~~~~?

You were so rough, so quick about it, and then you just left darling~~~

[rainbwinthedark]

...

There were quite a lot of those, you'll have to be specific.