Fake memories

[raindrift]

If you are reading this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can anything you want- good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

Comments

[headlouse]

I once found an exact replica of Ian in my bag of animal cookies.

[sarahleeann]

I remember when we went to a big American Party and there was trouble, we had to escape. Time to drive, but bear was driving. How could this be!? It was one wild and crazy evening.

[whatevah212]

We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive..." And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?"

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[skiptomylou]

Remember that time you got mad? And then ate all those cookies and milk?

Ahh... memories!

[anonymous]

That time at your funeral when... oh wait, I can't talk to dead people. Or can I?