OMFG TORCHWOOD SEASON FINALE
* PC ANDY! Never before has a well-placed 'Abergavenny?' made me giggle aloud! *heartmarks violently* (Also, PC Andy appears to be made of snark. Andy/Hathaway OTP!)
* TOSH. WHAT. I. AND THE. WHAT. NO.
* No, Owen, the reason you 'missed each other' is because you were a gigantic asshat to her for two whole seasons. FAIL. But I did rather like your dramatic death. Man, that was the slowest power surge in history. And all I can really say about Owen is that OWEN IS THE WEEVIL KING AHAHA. HA. IT MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD I HURT.
*is hurting and giggling now*
* Why couldn't somebody have just fucking punched Grey, the smug fucker? (why no, I'm not bitter at all that he shot my dead bisexual fictional girlcrush, why do you ask?)
* Captain John! Being redeemed all over again, like Spike, and wah! The cheek-kissing! The ring! The moral greyness (Greyness, aha I slay myself. XD Except not really).
* IANTO M'LOVE. The massive overprotectiveness of Jack! The hugs! John calling him 'Eye Candy'!
* The sad montage at the end, with Ianto tearily deleting their profiles and the other two bagging all their stuff away...I AM NOT CRYING OKAY. I was eating some salt-and-vinegar crisps and I touched my contact lens, all right?!
* But Jack's final monologue was cheesier than aerosol Cheez Whiz mixed with Stilton and spread on a slice of Wenslydale.
In conclusion: SUIDGHOSUGH;OSBUI;SHGP;OBVHOAYGSUHTAV OMFG WHAT.