I need a new vagina ( Read more... )

""My name means fairy queen. I like the performing arts and being the best, and nothing more. I'm a semi perfectionist yet I hate competition. I use people to make myself feel better about myself, and I'm overall pretty depressing yet loving and upbeat at the same time. I like to act like a baby, and I like to act smart...but not all at the same ( Read more... )

I'm ready for you to go away now.
Ugh. You make me sick.

Yeah, I haven't updated in awhile.
These last couple weeks have been rather shitty.
So, I haven't really felt like being on-line.
Like for instance, I'm up at 9 right now because I no longer have the ability of sleeping without having really fucked up dreams.

Don't tell me these piece of shit quote of the week words.
Don't tell me you love me because there's nothing more.
Don't say yes to everything I ask.

I never want to see your psycho face again.

I bathe in the absolute satisfaction of your sadness ( Read more... )

Two sperm are swimming along.
One turns to the other and asks, “Hey, how far to the fallopian tubes?”
The other replies, “Fallopian tubes? Hell, we haven’t even passed the esophagus yet!”

The early vegan gets the eggplant.

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Any father who thinks he's all important should remind himself that this
country honors fathers only one day a year while pickles get a whole week.

7,140 pounds on the Sun
97 pounds on Mercury or Mars
255 pounds on Earth
232 pounds on Venus or Uranus
43 pounds on the Moon
648 pounds on Jupiter
275 pounds on Saturn
303 pounds on Neptune
13 pounds on Pluto

-- How much Elvis Presley would weigh at various places
in the solar system.