82 Things.
I stole this from bring_a_gun. And I stole the basis of most of the things about myself from his list since I can't ever think of shit to say about myself.
Take the last two digits of your birth year and list that many facts about yourself.
1. On New Year's Eve, I will be the last one of my siblings still in their 20s. But only for 15 more months. But my grandfather always said, "You're only old when you're dead."
2. I love the color silver.
3. Kids and animals love me. I don't know why.
4. Probably because I love kids and animals.
5. It took me five years to get my bachelor's degree, because meteorology is hard and I drank a lot because of it.
6. My degree is useless because I've been working in the legal field ever since undergrad.
7. But I don't want to be a lawyer or a paralegal.
8. I curse enough to make a truck driver blush. Except around elderly people and children.
9. I am terrified of needles. But I have two tattoos and plan to get more.
10. I'm single for the first time since 2001 and it's great.
11. My favorite season is fall. And I don't mind winter.
12. I've been in 3 car accidents.
13. Because of the first 2 car accidents I was in, I was terrified of driving and didn't get my license until I was 19.
14. And I failed my driving test twice.
15. And now I drive entirely too fast.
16. I have never read a Harry Potter book and only saw the first Deathly Hollows movie. Because my friends wanted me to go.
17. I have, however, read all the Twilight books and seen all the movies. I blame my cousin Meghan for the latter part of that statement.
18. I like living alone.
19. I have a strange crush on Conan O'Brien.
20. I am both cynical and a hopeless romantic. (Yes, Jer, I stole that verbatim from you.)
21. Although Dane Cook said it best: I'm half hopeless romantic. Half sexual beast. I want to fuck the love out of you.
22. I'm addicted to my DVR.
23. I love hockey.
24. I'm a rabid Sabres fan.
25. I play fantasy sports and have 6 or 7 fantasy teams on Yahoo! Sports.
26. I know more about sports than probably most men.
27. I've sprained my right ankle more times that I can remember.
28. My middle name is obviously not Grace. It's Maureen.
29. My cats are extremely co-dependent.
30. I'm a sucker for blue eyes.
31. My favorite place to vacation is the Outer Banks.
32. I used to speak fluent Spanish and Italian, but not anymore. I need to practice.
33. I stay up way too late during the week.
34. There are times when I wish I was born into a more "normal" family.
35. There is nothing good about Boston. The people, the sports teams, nothing.
36. I've been in one really good fistfight and needless to say, I won. [Warning: Never throw the first punch. You'll ask for trouble if you do.]
37. I never understood people's addictions to Starbucks.
38. Then I moved back home and became addicted to Tim Horton's.
39. I've lived in two states and a district.
40. My favorite band of all time is Pearl Jam. Our Lady Peace, The Tea Party and Stone Temple Pilots are not that far behind.
41. I love the show Mad Men.
42. Men in suits are hot.
43. As far as illegal drugs go, I've only smoked pot.
44. I'm an Aries.
45. I really miss my stepfather.
46. I'm still amazed that I turned out the way I did, considering both of my parents' issues.
47. I was an alto in choir from third grade through my senior year of high school. I was in All-County Choir every year, have numerous awards, and graduated with music honors.
48. I reneged on my vow to not go to my high school reunion.
49. I hate wearing dresses, but I think I look damn good when I do.
50. I want a big family.
51. I hate confrontation. It makes me feel awkward.
52. I'm a pretty good cook, but I suck at baking.
53. I love getting pedicures. I blame my sister for that.
54. I really want to get LASIK. I've been wearing contacts for 14 years and it annoys the hell out of me.
55. My favorite holiday is New Year's Eve.
56. I never met my maternal grandfather. He died before I was born. But I feel like I've known him all my life.
57. I was in therapy all throughout college.
58. My life fell apart last year and it's the greatest thing to ever happen to me.
59. I really despise hipster douchebags.
60. I have the attention span of a squirrel with ADHD.
61. Voltron and Thundercats were the greatest cartoons of the 80s. And Jem.
62. I can't live without my iPod.
63. I'm really lucky to have the siblings that I have.
64. My niece and my nephew are the loves of my life.
65. My hip hurts. I'm getting old.
66. I really want to go ice skating right now.
67. I probably would sky drive, but not bungee jump.
68. British accents melt me.
69. I want to learn how to play piano and violin.
70. I've been working on this for over an hour.
71. I sing loudly in my car.
72. I don't really like birds.
73. I'm an insane arachnophobic. This is not good when you live alone and there's a spider in the bedroom.
74. I call black squirrels sqiggers. It's terrible, I know.
75. I should quit smoking, since I've lost too many people to cancer, but I enjoy it too much.
76. I've lived in Niagara Falls for 24 years and I've never been on the Maid of the Mist.
77. I like to bowl.
78. I prefer Dr. Pepper or Mr. Pibb over Coke or Pepsi products.
79. For the first time in my life, I have a crush on my boss. Who is married with four daughters.
80. If I had to choose, I'd rather be blind than deaf.
81. My favorite food is Italian, although Mexican is not far behind.
82. My birthday is March 24.
And now I'm going to bed.
Take the last two digits of your birth year and list that many facts about yourself.
1. On New Year's Eve, I will be the last one of my siblings still in their 20s. But only for 15 more months. But my grandfather always said, "You're only old when you're dead."
2. I love the color silver.
3. Kids and animals love me. I don't know why.
4. Probably because I love kids and animals.
5. It took me five years to get my bachelor's degree, because meteorology is hard and I drank a lot because of it.
6. My degree is useless because I've been working in the legal field ever since undergrad.
7. But I don't want to be a lawyer or a paralegal.
8. I curse enough to make a truck driver blush. Except around elderly people and children.
9. I am terrified of needles. But I have two tattoos and plan to get more.
10. I'm single for the first time since 2001 and it's great.
11. My favorite season is fall. And I don't mind winter.
12. I've been in 3 car accidents.
13. Because of the first 2 car accidents I was in, I was terrified of driving and didn't get my license until I was 19.
14. And I failed my driving test twice.
15. And now I drive entirely too fast.
16. I have never read a Harry Potter book and only saw the first Deathly Hollows movie. Because my friends wanted me to go.
17. I have, however, read all the Twilight books and seen all the movies. I blame my cousin Meghan for the latter part of that statement.
18. I like living alone.
19. I have a strange crush on Conan O'Brien.
20. I am both cynical and a hopeless romantic. (Yes, Jer, I stole that verbatim from you.)
21. Although Dane Cook said it best: I'm half hopeless romantic. Half sexual beast. I want to fuck the love out of you.
22. I'm addicted to my DVR.
23. I love hockey.
24. I'm a rabid Sabres fan.
25. I play fantasy sports and have 6 or 7 fantasy teams on Yahoo! Sports.
26. I know more about sports than probably most men.
27. I've sprained my right ankle more times that I can remember.
28. My middle name is obviously not Grace. It's Maureen.
29. My cats are extremely co-dependent.
30. I'm a sucker for blue eyes.
31. My favorite place to vacation is the Outer Banks.
32. I used to speak fluent Spanish and Italian, but not anymore. I need to practice.
33. I stay up way too late during the week.
34. There are times when I wish I was born into a more "normal" family.
35. There is nothing good about Boston. The people, the sports teams, nothing.
36. I've been in one really good fistfight and needless to say, I won. [Warning: Never throw the first punch. You'll ask for trouble if you do.]
37. I never understood people's addictions to Starbucks.
38. Then I moved back home and became addicted to Tim Horton's.
39. I've lived in two states and a district.
40. My favorite band of all time is Pearl Jam. Our Lady Peace, The Tea Party and Stone Temple Pilots are not that far behind.
41. I love the show Mad Men.
42. Men in suits are hot.
43. As far as illegal drugs go, I've only smoked pot.
44. I'm an Aries.
45. I really miss my stepfather.
46. I'm still amazed that I turned out the way I did, considering both of my parents' issues.
47. I was an alto in choir from third grade through my senior year of high school. I was in All-County Choir every year, have numerous awards, and graduated with music honors.
48. I reneged on my vow to not go to my high school reunion.
49. I hate wearing dresses, but I think I look damn good when I do.
50. I want a big family.
51. I hate confrontation. It makes me feel awkward.
52. I'm a pretty good cook, but I suck at baking.
53. I love getting pedicures. I blame my sister for that.
54. I really want to get LASIK. I've been wearing contacts for 14 years and it annoys the hell out of me.
55. My favorite holiday is New Year's Eve.
56. I never met my maternal grandfather. He died before I was born. But I feel like I've known him all my life.
57. I was in therapy all throughout college.
58. My life fell apart last year and it's the greatest thing to ever happen to me.
59. I really despise hipster douchebags.
60. I have the attention span of a squirrel with ADHD.
61. Voltron and Thundercats were the greatest cartoons of the 80s. And Jem.
62. I can't live without my iPod.
63. I'm really lucky to have the siblings that I have.
64. My niece and my nephew are the loves of my life.
65. My hip hurts. I'm getting old.
66. I really want to go ice skating right now.
67. I probably would sky drive, but not bungee jump.
68. British accents melt me.
69. I want to learn how to play piano and violin.
70. I've been working on this for over an hour.
71. I sing loudly in my car.
72. I don't really like birds.
73. I'm an insane arachnophobic. This is not good when you live alone and there's a spider in the bedroom.
74. I call black squirrels sqiggers. It's terrible, I know.
75. I should quit smoking, since I've lost too many people to cancer, but I enjoy it too much.
76. I've lived in Niagara Falls for 24 years and I've never been on the Maid of the Mist.
77. I like to bowl.
78. I prefer Dr. Pepper or Mr. Pibb over Coke or Pepsi products.
79. For the first time in my life, I have a crush on my boss. Who is married with four daughters.
80. If I had to choose, I'd rather be blind than deaf.
81. My favorite food is Italian, although Mexican is not far behind.
82. My birthday is March 24.
And now I'm going to bed.