12th Bride
Title: 12th Bride
Author: Prinnè aka rainne_yuumei
Rating: PG (just to be safe)
Pairing: Kim Jaejoong/Lee Yeonhee
Genre: Comedy/Romance
Concrit: Yes please~♪
Summary: Kim Jaejoong is not your average hot CEO. And Lee Yeonhee is your feisty violinist. What happens when they get together?
Chapter 05
It was Friday.
Yes.
Friday.
It was that Friday when Lee Yeonhee said her first hello to a steak in fifteen years.
It was also that Friday when Kim Jaejoong found someone to be added in his Special People List.
Now you’re probably wondering what this list is all about and what is its purpose. This list is comprised of those people who Jaejoong found interesting. When Jaejoong says interesting, it refers to someone or something that has a unique twist in them.
One of these interesting people on the list is none other than Kim Jaejoong’s best friend,
Jung Yunho.
The reason why he’s in this list?
Number one. He wouldn’t be Jaejoong’s best friend if he wasn’t in it.
Number two. Its because of his façade.
Yes, Jung Yunho has a façade. When a person first looks at Yunho, they’ll all say the same thing. He looks smart, responsible, and manly. And all of those assumptions are true. When he starts speaking, on the very minute his voice resonates around, everyone turns their attention to him. His words are always precise, never failing to make any misconceptions, polite, never failing to offend anyone, yet strong and proud like the man that he really is. A true leader, that’s what they always call him whenever the spotlight turns on him.
However…
Things are always different behind the scenes. When you get to really, really know the oh-so-hot, and manly Jung Yunho, all their assumptions shatters. Because Jung Yunho is….
A.RUMOR.MONGER.
A person who habitually retails private, scandalous or sensational and often inaccurate information. One example of this other side of Jung Yunho was seen when he tagged along in one of Jaejoong’s dates. It was the one when he took Kim Bomi to the movies. While waiting for the movie to start, Yunho started blabbing about the gossip that’s circulating in their company at the time. Suddenly, he started telling them about the gossip about Bomi’s allegedly bitchy side. The poor girl ended up walking out, weeping. It was still unknown whether Jung Yunho did that on purpose or it simply slip off his tongue.
One more person who is in the said list is none other than pretty boy, Park Yoochun.
Unlike Jung Yunho, Park Yoochun does not have a façade. Rather, his way of thinking is really eccentric. How you may ask?
When a woman looks at Yoochun, they would not hesitate to take another look at him, a real head turner. Of course, who would forget his smile? The smile that can melt even the coldest of a woman’s heart. And that voice, the voice that could kill any woman who would hear him speak in English, sing or even say a simple “hello”. When someone meets him and get to really know him, they would learn that he is a really sweet person.
However…..
When Park Yoochun starts sitting face-to-face with his laptop…
Most people’s jaws start dropping ten meters from their skull.
One of the world’s hottest models, Park Yoochun
….started both his fan site AND ANTIfan site, runs both of it AND constantly updates it.
Only time will tell us the reason why on that Friday, Kim Jaejoong wrote Lee Yeonhee’s name on that list.
Saturdays are always time for Jaejoong and his friends to spend time together and just laugh about the things they had done for the week. However, on this particular Saturday, only panda-eyed Jung Yunho was able to accompany him. And……
He couldn’t stop laughing about it.
“Hyung…” Yunho called his attention. Jaejoong looked at him with his big, already teary eyes.
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Unfortunately for Yunho, Jaejoong isn’t the type of person who can easily hold back something, especially his laughter. The worst part for Yunho is… Jaejoong would NEVER stop laughing at something until it completely disappears from his sight. And Yunho’s panda eyes would just be there in front of him until the day ends.
“Jaejoong ah!” The already irritated Jung Yunho tried to call his attention.
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!” Jaejoong laughed out loud, already clutching his stomach, and already tearing up from laughter.
Yunho sighed. In cases like these, he already knew what to do. The only way to make Jaejoong stop is… “HAHAHAHAHAHAH-ouch!!” Jaejoong winced in pain from Yunho’s smack and rubbed the back of his head.
“Aren’t you even going to ask how I got this?” he pointed to his left eye as he lowered his sunglasses.
“N-no!” Jaejoong managed to answer as he broke into another fit of laughter.
“Yah! Kim Jaejoong do you wanna smell earth?!” Yunho growled as he smacked him again in the exact location earlier.
“Ok fine…” he sighed. “What happened to your eye?” he asked sarcastically. “Oh wait! Let me rephrase that.” This time he said that too enthusiastically it scared Yunho. “What did Seul Gi do to your eye?”
Bingo. Jaejoong, once again, hit the jackpot. “Well..after I rested for some time after I got home, Seul Gi was there sitting beside me on our bed. And then she woke me up in this really seductive tone and do you know what she said?”
“What did your Seul Gi say?” Jaejoong asked quite bored.
“She said I was CHEATING ON HER!”
“Wow…did you really cheat on her?”
“No! Anyways, it turns out that she rummaged through my quote unquote bags.”
“And?”
“I got the wrong bags at the airport! And someone named Lee Yeonhee has ALL of my things!”
Jaejoong’s eyeballs almost popped out of its sockets. “Did you just say Lee Yeonhee? My beautiful, wonderful, lovely, and gorgeous Lee Yeonhee?”
“I’m just not quite sure with the “your” part. This is all because of mom! If she never insisted that Lee Yunho sounds soooo much better than Jung Yunho this would have never happened!” Yunho is right. His mother keeps on insisting that her last name sounds much better than her husband’s. What she did was label all of her gifts to Yunho with the initials LYH that stands for Lee Yunho instead of Jung Yunho.
“Yunho…”
The other man looked at him.
“I love you!”
Now, there they were, standing by the doors of the Lee Residence, waiting for it to be opened. Just as Yunho was about to press the doorbell again, the door swung open and revealed the always smiling face of Mrs. Lee.
“Jaejoong sshi! I didn’t know you were coming.” She said as she gave him and Yunho a slight bow. The two returned the bow in respect. “Come in!” she said as she lead them inside.
“I should’ve called before coming. I’m sorry.” He paused. “Is Yeonhee here?”
“Yes. She’s in the art room. If you want, I’ll call her for you.”
“No. It’s okay, We’ll just find her.” He declined with an angelic smile plastered on his face.
“Ok. The art room is upstairs, fifth door to your left.”
When the two found the door that’s supposed to lead them to the art room, they heard gunshots. And they were coming from that room. Jaejoong’s heart started pounding. ‘What if someone’s shooting Yeonhee? What if she’s already bleeding to death there? Aish!’ Without any hesitations, Jaejoong opened the door and called out Yeonhee’s name. She was there, standing, breathing and still alive, not bleeding and most definitely, she wasn’t injured.
However….
She was carrying the thing you wouldn’t see every girl like her hold,
A shotgun.
And the gun was pointed at the life-sized standee of Jaejoong.
“Yeonhee…” her mother nudged her. “Wake up.”
“I don’t wanna wake up…” she groaned. “That Kim Jaejoong forced me to eat a poor cow mom!” She just smiled at her daughter who was hiding under her pillows. “It was horrible! Do you know what happened? I just got a nightmare! I dreamed that I was in a slaughterhouse and I was about to kill a cow!”
“Yeonhee that’s just a dream.” She assured her. “Anyways, Jaejoong sshi sent you a gift.”
“At this time in the morning?”
“Yes honey. Here’s the note he left with it.” She handed her still sleepy daughter Jaejoong’s note.
It read:
My dearest Yeonhee,
I’m sure by the moment you read this, you have just woken up.
I just wanted to brighten up your morning with this gift. And so that you will never miss me.
Saranghae~!
- Jaejoong <3
“What the hell is that?” she rubbed her eyes as her maid came in her room with a huge picture of a half naked man. When she looked properly at the face of the half naked person in the life-sized standee, only the words “WHAT THE HELL KIM JAEJOONG!” came out of her mouth.
“Yeonhee ah…” Jaejoong called her
“What are you doing here?” she asked coldly, aiming the gun at the head of the standee.
“I wanted you to meet my friend Yunho!” Jaejoong told her enthusiastically.
“Oh really?” she turned to them, put a sarcastic smile on her face and greeted Yunho with a short “Hi” and shot the head of the Jaejoong standee. Bull’s eye. And the best part of it was, Jaejoong’s picture was now covered with blue paint. And Jaejoong was there to see it himself!
“Actually, that’s not what I came here for…” Jaejoong twiddled with his fingers. “You see…Yunho lost his things at the airport yesterday…”
“That’s too bad for you Yunho sshi.” She said coldly while aiming another shot at the Jaejoong standee’s *ahem* left nipple. While Yunho was trying his best not to send a glare to Yeonhee, even if he knew that she would’nt even care if he did that.
“And I heard that the same thing happened to you, right love?” Jaejoong popped that question immediately, quite shocked from what Yeonhee just did to [i]HIS[/i] standee.
“Yeah it did, why’d you ask?” and she got another bull’s eye.
“Well, Yunho here got your things…and we think that you’ve got his.”
Yeonhee dropped her gun. “You’re Lee Yunho?” she asked, almost whispering.
“Yeah.” He replied coolly.
Minutes later, the two homo sapiens came out of the Lee Residence with almost rainbow colored clothes, good thing Jaejoong thought of returning the precious violin to the predator named Lee Yeonhee or they could have walked out of her home looking like clowns who jumped in an olympic sized swimming pool filled with paint.
“Hyung, are you serious?!” Yunho snapped at him.
“Yeah…” he sighed. “She’s just my type…”
“Jaejoong ah listen to me!” he shook his friend. “I, Jung Yunho, am willing to divorce Jung Seul Gi so that you wouldn’t have to marry Lee Yeonhee.”
“And I, Kim Jaejoong, will not take that offer my friend, even in a thousand years.”
*****
if you're wondering what picture jaejoong used for that standee its this
Author: Prinnè aka rainne_yuumei
Rating: PG (just to be safe)
Pairing: Kim Jaejoong/Lee Yeonhee
Genre: Comedy/Romance
Concrit: Yes please~♪
Summary: Kim Jaejoong is not your average hot CEO. And Lee Yeonhee is your feisty violinist. What happens when they get together?
Chapter 05
It was Friday.
Yes.
Friday.
It was that Friday when Lee Yeonhee said her first hello to a steak in fifteen years.
It was also that Friday when Kim Jaejoong found someone to be added in his Special People List.
Now you’re probably wondering what this list is all about and what is its purpose. This list is comprised of those people who Jaejoong found interesting. When Jaejoong says interesting, it refers to someone or something that has a unique twist in them.
One of these interesting people on the list is none other than Kim Jaejoong’s best friend,
Jung Yunho.
The reason why he’s in this list?
Number one. He wouldn’t be Jaejoong’s best friend if he wasn’t in it.
Number two. Its because of his façade.
Yes, Jung Yunho has a façade. When a person first looks at Yunho, they’ll all say the same thing. He looks smart, responsible, and manly. And all of those assumptions are true. When he starts speaking, on the very minute his voice resonates around, everyone turns their attention to him. His words are always precise, never failing to make any misconceptions, polite, never failing to offend anyone, yet strong and proud like the man that he really is. A true leader, that’s what they always call him whenever the spotlight turns on him.
However…
Things are always different behind the scenes. When you get to really, really know the oh-so-hot, and manly Jung Yunho, all their assumptions shatters. Because Jung Yunho is….
A.RUMOR.MONGER.
A person who habitually retails private, scandalous or sensational and often inaccurate information. One example of this other side of Jung Yunho was seen when he tagged along in one of Jaejoong’s dates. It was the one when he took Kim Bomi to the movies. While waiting for the movie to start, Yunho started blabbing about the gossip that’s circulating in their company at the time. Suddenly, he started telling them about the gossip about Bomi’s allegedly bitchy side. The poor girl ended up walking out, weeping. It was still unknown whether Jung Yunho did that on purpose or it simply slip off his tongue.
One more person who is in the said list is none other than pretty boy, Park Yoochun.
Unlike Jung Yunho, Park Yoochun does not have a façade. Rather, his way of thinking is really eccentric. How you may ask?
When a woman looks at Yoochun, they would not hesitate to take another look at him, a real head turner. Of course, who would forget his smile? The smile that can melt even the coldest of a woman’s heart. And that voice, the voice that could kill any woman who would hear him speak in English, sing or even say a simple “hello”. When someone meets him and get to really know him, they would learn that he is a really sweet person.
However…..
When Park Yoochun starts sitting face-to-face with his laptop…
Most people’s jaws start dropping ten meters from their skull.
One of the world’s hottest models, Park Yoochun
….started both his fan site AND ANTIfan site, runs both of it AND constantly updates it.
Only time will tell us the reason why on that Friday, Kim Jaejoong wrote Lee Yeonhee’s name on that list.
Saturdays are always time for Jaejoong and his friends to spend time together and just laugh about the things they had done for the week. However, on this particular Saturday, only panda-eyed Jung Yunho was able to accompany him. And……
He couldn’t stop laughing about it.
“Hyung…” Yunho called his attention. Jaejoong looked at him with his big, already teary eyes.
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Unfortunately for Yunho, Jaejoong isn’t the type of person who can easily hold back something, especially his laughter. The worst part for Yunho is… Jaejoong would NEVER stop laughing at something until it completely disappears from his sight. And Yunho’s panda eyes would just be there in front of him until the day ends.
“Jaejoong ah!” The already irritated Jung Yunho tried to call his attention.
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!” Jaejoong laughed out loud, already clutching his stomach, and already tearing up from laughter.
Yunho sighed. In cases like these, he already knew what to do. The only way to make Jaejoong stop is… “HAHAHAHAHAHAH-ouch!!” Jaejoong winced in pain from Yunho’s smack and rubbed the back of his head.
“Aren’t you even going to ask how I got this?” he pointed to his left eye as he lowered his sunglasses.
“N-no!” Jaejoong managed to answer as he broke into another fit of laughter.
“Yah! Kim Jaejoong do you wanna smell earth?!” Yunho growled as he smacked him again in the exact location earlier.
“Ok fine…” he sighed. “What happened to your eye?” he asked sarcastically. “Oh wait! Let me rephrase that.” This time he said that too enthusiastically it scared Yunho. “What did Seul Gi do to your eye?”
Bingo. Jaejoong, once again, hit the jackpot. “Well..after I rested for some time after I got home, Seul Gi was there sitting beside me on our bed. And then she woke me up in this really seductive tone and do you know what she said?”
“What did your Seul Gi say?” Jaejoong asked quite bored.
“She said I was CHEATING ON HER!”
“Wow…did you really cheat on her?”
“No! Anyways, it turns out that she rummaged through my quote unquote bags.”
“And?”
“I got the wrong bags at the airport! And someone named Lee Yeonhee has ALL of my things!”
Jaejoong’s eyeballs almost popped out of its sockets. “Did you just say Lee Yeonhee? My beautiful, wonderful, lovely, and gorgeous Lee Yeonhee?”
“I’m just not quite sure with the “your” part. This is all because of mom! If she never insisted that Lee Yunho sounds soooo much better than Jung Yunho this would have never happened!” Yunho is right. His mother keeps on insisting that her last name sounds much better than her husband’s. What she did was label all of her gifts to Yunho with the initials LYH that stands for Lee Yunho instead of Jung Yunho.
“Yunho…”
The other man looked at him.
“I love you!”
Now, there they were, standing by the doors of the Lee Residence, waiting for it to be opened. Just as Yunho was about to press the doorbell again, the door swung open and revealed the always smiling face of Mrs. Lee.
“Jaejoong sshi! I didn’t know you were coming.” She said as she gave him and Yunho a slight bow. The two returned the bow in respect. “Come in!” she said as she lead them inside.
“I should’ve called before coming. I’m sorry.” He paused. “Is Yeonhee here?”
“Yes. She’s in the art room. If you want, I’ll call her for you.”
“No. It’s okay, We’ll just find her.” He declined with an angelic smile plastered on his face.
“Ok. The art room is upstairs, fifth door to your left.”
When the two found the door that’s supposed to lead them to the art room, they heard gunshots. And they were coming from that room. Jaejoong’s heart started pounding. ‘What if someone’s shooting Yeonhee? What if she’s already bleeding to death there? Aish!’ Without any hesitations, Jaejoong opened the door and called out Yeonhee’s name. She was there, standing, breathing and still alive, not bleeding and most definitely, she wasn’t injured.
However….
She was carrying the thing you wouldn’t see every girl like her hold,
A shotgun.
And the gun was pointed at the life-sized standee of Jaejoong.
“Yeonhee…” her mother nudged her. “Wake up.”
“I don’t wanna wake up…” she groaned. “That Kim Jaejoong forced me to eat a poor cow mom!” She just smiled at her daughter who was hiding under her pillows. “It was horrible! Do you know what happened? I just got a nightmare! I dreamed that I was in a slaughterhouse and I was about to kill a cow!”
“Yeonhee that’s just a dream.” She assured her. “Anyways, Jaejoong sshi sent you a gift.”
“At this time in the morning?”
“Yes honey. Here’s the note he left with it.” She handed her still sleepy daughter Jaejoong’s note.
It read:
My dearest Yeonhee,
I’m sure by the moment you read this, you have just woken up.
I just wanted to brighten up your morning with this gift. And so that you will never miss me.
Saranghae~!
- Jaejoong <3
“What the hell is that?” she rubbed her eyes as her maid came in her room with a huge picture of a half naked man. When she looked properly at the face of the half naked person in the life-sized standee, only the words “WHAT THE HELL KIM JAEJOONG!” came out of her mouth.
“Yeonhee ah…” Jaejoong called her
“What are you doing here?” she asked coldly, aiming the gun at the head of the standee.
“I wanted you to meet my friend Yunho!” Jaejoong told her enthusiastically.
“Oh really?” she turned to them, put a sarcastic smile on her face and greeted Yunho with a short “Hi” and shot the head of the Jaejoong standee. Bull’s eye. And the best part of it was, Jaejoong’s picture was now covered with blue paint. And Jaejoong was there to see it himself!
“Actually, that’s not what I came here for…” Jaejoong twiddled with his fingers. “You see…Yunho lost his things at the airport yesterday…”
“That’s too bad for you Yunho sshi.” She said coldly while aiming another shot at the Jaejoong standee’s *ahem* left nipple. While Yunho was trying his best not to send a glare to Yeonhee, even if he knew that she would’nt even care if he did that.
“And I heard that the same thing happened to you, right love?” Jaejoong popped that question immediately, quite shocked from what Yeonhee just did to [i]HIS[/i] standee.
“Yeah it did, why’d you ask?” and she got another bull’s eye.
“Well, Yunho here got your things…and we think that you’ve got his.”
Yeonhee dropped her gun. “You’re Lee Yunho?” she asked, almost whispering.
“Yeah.” He replied coolly.
Minutes later, the two homo sapiens came out of the Lee Residence with almost rainbow colored clothes, good thing Jaejoong thought of returning the precious violin to the predator named Lee Yeonhee or they could have walked out of her home looking like clowns who jumped in an olympic sized swimming pool filled with paint.
“Hyung, are you serious?!” Yunho snapped at him.
“Yeah…” he sighed. “She’s just my type…”
“Jaejoong ah listen to me!” he shook his friend. “I, Jung Yunho, am willing to divorce Jung Seul Gi so that you wouldn’t have to marry Lee Yeonhee.”
“And I, Kim Jaejoong, will not take that offer my friend, even in a thousand years.”
*****
if you're wondering what picture jaejoong used for that standee its this
