Existence lacks essence...as such...here's some random thoughts...

[rains_ghost]

Quaint moment of the week, as i was leaving work the other day, went to get my stuff out of my locker and saw that all the girls in the store were in the breakroom eating ice cream...

i'm not sure i understand the reasoning behind the oral sex snorkelon more than one occasion, my boss has called me for some work related matter...and every time he

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[doitsujincax2]

marry an asian girl and name the kid Ring Mai

[rains_ghost]

that's just grounds for patricide...

[chiahui]

lmao. i concur.

[cat_on_the_wall]

what makes you think the kid would take the father's last name. it doesn't always have to happen that way.

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[rains_ghost]

its simple really...my kids would like me best so naturally they'd take my name...

its unfortunate i can't swing by for your birthday...it does sound like a rather classy soirée...i wouldn't mind seeing broken social scene either...

[pupilofthemime]

Perhaps the Oral Sex Snorkel prevents you from smelling the crotch whilst preforming? But then again, why would you put a crotch in your mouth if you can't handle smelling it? It looks hilarious though.