I was walking home tonight and I saw somebody hiding behind a tree. So I try to act normal, and walk by, but when I am even with him I realize that it is actually just a squrrel hanging on the tree, and keep walking, happier. Then I think to myself... How in this world and the next did you mistake a squrrel for a human being? and I look back. It is a bloody racoon. Those things don't scare easily, I tried. I even threw a stick at it, and it didn't blink. I am a terrible aim.
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