Comments | rainy: Ugh, help.

rainy

Ugh, help.

May 26, 2005 17:54

Okay, I put on some pounds recently that I'd like to ditch.
Anyone have any advice short of exercising?
I hate exercise.
And work tires me out as it is.

Comments 8

ari_chan May 26 2005, 18:22:40 UTC

vomitting.
no no kidding!
i have no idea, i hate moving.

rainy May 26 2005, 22:12:02 UTC

You don't need to move, woman.
Your metabolism burns calories while you sit!

jadedpencil May 27 2005, 00:30:10 UTC

I'm wondering the same fuckin thing. BUT! I like to go to the gym. so.... hmmm... been doing that lately.

But uh.... there's always the Jennie Crank diet? I also hear that they are unbanning ephedrine. lol Always an option. ;0)

handsomite May 27 2005, 04:16:06 UTC

I have an idea.

Walk here to see me.

Then we'll see what happens ;D

rainy May 27 2005, 08:38:27 UTC

Ehh.. I think I would die or something.
That would definitely make me thinner.

anonymous May 29 2005, 03:38:24 UTC

Change your diet.

I know what you eat.... Heh.

You're beautiful as is though, and nowhere near obese...

But, if you really want...

Lay off soda, drink fruit juice, water, or milk. More protein, less fat. Fruit instead of candy. No fast-food. *cook* most of your dinners... Processed foods are far more harmful than home-cooked meals.

I could think of more, but it's 3am..

Strichnyne and Snakes gerymandrcandor June 6 2005, 10:44:02 UTC

Raw vegetables. No sugars but those from fruits, and thems in moderation. Lots of cranberry juice concentrate. No meat, no grains; instead, Brokaw-sized assloads of water. Also, laundry detergent. Further, commission or requisition a boytoy or horrendous, dun cow elephant woman to be your cheerleader. Unless you're on a budget, an MP40 submachine gun, snappy uniform, and a shovel to dig your own grave will make an excellent outfit for them. But that would mean moving.
Shit, there's always heroin.
(Disclaimer: the former was suggested to me by a nutritionist/personal trainer/stripper. She uses it to prevent her guts from schlooping out (the Victorians were right; it fucking happens.) from UTI's and cancer. It works; she looks great, and her vagina is Spic-and-Nolan-Spann-free. It will shrivel the horse-collar-iest ute and stomach and hips into a tautness comparable to snare drums.)