Schmutz, and the solution to War:

Jun 03, 2006 19:10

I have a job. It's at a place that had a sign in the window that said "wanted: waitstaff." My interview?: "You have restaurant experience? You flexible? Sorry--it's only part time. I'll call you this afternoon. Is this a long distance number? Ok--well, I'll give you a try. Be here tomorrow at ten thirty ( Read more... )

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sippycup June 4 2006, 01:05:20 UTC
The ice cream cone thing had never occurred to me, but god. you are right.

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thelastrobot June 4 2006, 01:42:04 UTC
If you think women can't be tyrants, you should see my fiancee plan our wedding!

(Now, picture me saying that while holding a glass of scotch and wearing a tuxedo with an undone tie.)

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rainy_day_woman June 4 2006, 01:56:06 UTC
you're also wearing a gold pinkie ring.

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thelastrobot June 4 2006, 02:16:52 UTC
Yes, well, I think you know I'm always wearing that.

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hommedeterre June 4 2006, 15:16:27 UTC
Ha! I've had to watch that twice!

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hommedeterre June 4 2006, 15:15:55 UTC
The ice cream thing is so true. And so weird. Because yesterday at Grand Rapids's 'Festival of the Arts' I saw an old woman eating ice cream and said to Mandie something along the lines of, "Watching old people eat ice cream is strangely erotic. And I want to keep watching!" Ice cream is the great equalizer.

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