i've got a cupboard with cans of food, filtered water, and pictures of you...

[rainyharmony]

new year's was great. so was my bday (despite seeing more of aj's apparently endless stash of photos of me that i didn't know existed...), but those are the subjects of longer posts (or IM conversations, you stalking bastards). anyway, there's no better way to start off the new year by stealing from aj, so here goes

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My name is AJ. Don't worry, I'll get around to doing yours soon.

[ahjota]

One of these days, Maggie, I will publish my next coffee-table book, "The Trials, Tribulations, and Silly Faces of M. J. Brock", and it will be incredible.

It will be dedicated to that huge purple porn shop near your parents' house in Florida.