Vanessa wants me in a severely lesbionic way.

For my creative writing class I have to write a sex scene and make it funny. I need you guys to tell me your stories, or just what you would find funny. The things that "happened to your friend".

Who threw up a 4000 word paper in two days?

This girl!

I spent several hours in the mall today.... and didn't buy anything, for me that is.

word.

I have the hiccups and my head is killing me from them!!!!

I'm sad no one caught my spelling error.

I'm beinging to believe there is an experation date on every friendship.

So the guys are in the running to open at Next Big Thing 6 and they need your votes, Brad neglected to tell anyone to vote, so you have to vote by 5 tomorrow ( Read more... )

I call my right hand 'The Sperminator.'

Love,

-Andy

I am absolutely addicted to Vitamin C.

Its better than candy... this is probably bad.