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May 27, 2006 15:53

I figured out how I want the world to end.
Everyone stops breathing at the exact
same time.
And they don't take a breath for 20 minutes.
Everyone in the world would be dead.
But I will first spontaneously combust.
Cause that's how I want to die. =]

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1foolonthehill May 27 2006, 20:26:41 UTC
Well if Farenheit 451 has taught us anything, it's that some ungrateful bastard would wait til a bit before he ran out of air and take himself a breath. And then he'd probably laugh at the conformative fools all about, killing themselves because they saw their neighbor doing it. Yea, that guy's a jerk.

I think my intelligent thoughts talk in british accents.

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raise_of_hands May 28 2006, 03:26:06 UTC
I've never read that book =[

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taste4suicidal_ May 29 2006, 15:13:36 UTC
your lucky for that.
i hate that book.
steveo, my turn to
be intelligent !
it is impossible to
hold your breath until
you die, as well as
hang yourself & choke
yourself. this is because
after you DO lose consciousness,
you can no longer use your
strength to pull/choke, or hold
your breath, cause your
unconscious. so you stop, & your
body itself regains breathing
while your unconscious.
shut up, lindsey.
only steves allowed to sound
smart.
+ my smart fact of the day
was probably totally off base.
but hey, whatever fluffs your
boner.

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