REKAT

[raisebloodyhell]

So this chick at Victoria's Secret wants to hire me because I did a good job bullshitting her into buying a Replay card she never used while at Sam Goody. I'm in for the free panties as long as nobody else has sniffed them before me. Makeup counter? Don't bother trying to teach me. I've got it covered

Comments

[jellykarma]

Victorias Secret looks like Pepto, I can't hang in there. Far too butch...

[raisebloodyhell]

I like the manly.

-Melmo

[tinyism]

This will only end in tradgedy when a hot customer goes to try something on and they find Melmo in the shadows with a half a doze cameras whispering "That's it bitch, work for momma"