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[not_a_savage]

Who is this Mike person? As you were so kind to point out, you're 15.

[raisedbyanother]

A friend from school. Relax, we weren't gonna like, steal the car or anything. We were just being stupid for my birthday.

OOC: I hate my email! It NEVER sends notifs!

[not_a_savage]

You can have fun without doing anything illegal.

[raisedbyanother]

Like you never drank before you were 21.

[favored_prongs]

I'm 16. Why are people always asking us about kids? It's stupid.

Hi, I'm James!

[raisedbyanother]

Hi James! I'm Aaron. But you sorta got that from the meme thing.

You've just like, doubled the amount of people who read this.

[yeskatiedid]

What kind of dog would you get?

[raisedbyanother]

A golden retriever. Or some other kind of big hairy dog that I can play with and that would go swimming with me.

Not a little yippy dog.

[yeskatiedid]

Awwwwwwwww!! You should so get one. Tell you mom I said so.

[raisedbyanother]

I don't think she'd say yes. She doesn't really know you that well.

I don't either. I'm Aaron. I like that you like my dog choices.

[seekaterun]

Oh, Mom doesn't read this, hm?

Sorry, mister, but you're grounded. And I don't want you hanging out with Mike any more.

OOC: I COULD NOT RESIST! XD

[raisedbyanother]

MOOOOOM!!!

You did not just ground me on my livejournal! That is not fair!!! And come ON, that was MONTHS ago. You can't punish me for something I did months ago! It's like a dog, if it didn't happen within the past three seconds, they forget all about it, and then they don't understand what they're being punished for.

I saw that on Animal Planet. That show with the British chick who trains dogs and is secretely a dominatrix. Okay, not really but I SO think she is. We should watch it together for bonding time. And to prove that I am responsible enough to handle a dog. This lj post notwithstanding.

[seekaterun]

I did. Deal with it.

You're smarter than a dog, and you know it. You know exactly why you're being punished.

Sure, we can watch it together. But that doesn't mean we're getting a dog, Aaron.

[raisedbyanother]

MOM!!!!!!! Come on, you know that's not fair. Besides, I don't even hang out with Mike that much, and if you really wanna get mad at somebody it should be his parents. But please don't call him parents because that would be MORTIFYING in school.

Come on, I learned my lesson. Barfing and hangovers = no fun. Nature's punishment.

I could get a gerbil and train it to poop in your shoes. I'm kidding. But still. Have you ever seen a gerbil fetch?