boyfriend application
so i got over the fear. good for me. come fill it out. i'll see if you give me good answers. just post them. surprise me.
1. full name:
2. age:
3. location:
4. favorite band:
5. favorite color:
6. favorite movie:
7. favorite tv show:
8. favorite food:
9. favorite hobby:
10. favorite sport:
11. if we were on a date, what would we do?
12. are you afraid of large black men?
13. what if they were in a gang?
14. how long have we known each other?
15. if you could get high with one sesame street character, which one would it be?
16. why?
17. how do you feel about moses parting the red sea?
18. i'm all about affirmative action. what is your ethinicity?
19. do you like to pop your collar?
20. do you like to dance?
21. do you drink?
22. do you smoke?
23. tell me the coolest thing you did yesterday
24. do you have a good relationship with your mom?
25. do you know my family at all?
26. good. do they know you?
27. do you like kung fu?
28. i don't either. do you like fights, though?
29. have you helped the retarded lately?
30. have i ever made you cry?
31. do you want me to make you cry?
32. what was your first impression of me?
33. do you wanna to make out?
34. can you read?
35. will you hold my hand when we are out in public?
36. you're not real clingy, are you?
37. i like to burp. do you like to burp?
38. what's the last good book you've read, or seen if you can't read?
39. will you get drunk with me?
40. if the answer is no, fuck you and stop taking this now. if yes, proceed.
41. have we been drunk together before?
42. did you like it?
43. do you have a sweet ride?
44. do you know any sweet ninja moves?
45. can i paint your nails?
46. in 20 words or more, describe, in detail, the last thing you thought about when you masturbated.
47. if we got in a fight, would you sit outside and serenade me to woo me back?
48. i would totally do you at that moment. would you like that?
49. do you like megan? she's my roommate next year.
50. yeah, i don't either. she doesn't like minorities. do you like minorities?
51. what about lesbian porn?
52. do you think i am a lesbian?
53. cool, why?
54. so, you are stuck on a desert island with your mom and eleanor roosevelt. you can leave the island as soon as you have sex with someone. who would you choose?
55. is david bowie hot?
56. is your dad hot?
57. you're going to look like him when you're older. your dad, not david bowie. how do you feel about that?
58. are you into donkey punching?
59. i know, that was uncalled for. i like fashion and food. will you support my interests?
60. finally, why would you want to date me in the first place?
1. full name:
2. age:
3. location:
4. favorite band:
5. favorite color:
6. favorite movie:
7. favorite tv show:
8. favorite food:
9. favorite hobby:
10. favorite sport:
11. if we were on a date, what would we do?
12. are you afraid of large black men?
13. what if they were in a gang?
14. how long have we known each other?
15. if you could get high with one sesame street character, which one would it be?
16. why?
17. how do you feel about moses parting the red sea?
18. i'm all about affirmative action. what is your ethinicity?
19. do you like to pop your collar?
20. do you like to dance?
21. do you drink?
22. do you smoke?
23. tell me the coolest thing you did yesterday
24. do you have a good relationship with your mom?
25. do you know my family at all?
26. good. do they know you?
27. do you like kung fu?
28. i don't either. do you like fights, though?
29. have you helped the retarded lately?
30. have i ever made you cry?
31. do you want me to make you cry?
32. what was your first impression of me?
33. do you wanna to make out?
34. can you read?
35. will you hold my hand when we are out in public?
36. you're not real clingy, are you?
37. i like to burp. do you like to burp?
38. what's the last good book you've read, or seen if you can't read?
39. will you get drunk with me?
40. if the answer is no, fuck you and stop taking this now. if yes, proceed.
41. have we been drunk together before?
42. did you like it?
43. do you have a sweet ride?
44. do you know any sweet ninja moves?
45. can i paint your nails?
46. in 20 words or more, describe, in detail, the last thing you thought about when you masturbated.
47. if we got in a fight, would you sit outside and serenade me to woo me back?
48. i would totally do you at that moment. would you like that?
49. do you like megan? she's my roommate next year.
50. yeah, i don't either. she doesn't like minorities. do you like minorities?
51. what about lesbian porn?
52. do you think i am a lesbian?
53. cool, why?
54. so, you are stuck on a desert island with your mom and eleanor roosevelt. you can leave the island as soon as you have sex with someone. who would you choose?
55. is david bowie hot?
56. is your dad hot?
57. you're going to look like him when you're older. your dad, not david bowie. how do you feel about that?
58. are you into donkey punching?
59. i know, that was uncalled for. i like fashion and food. will you support my interests?
60. finally, why would you want to date me in the first place?