the kid i'm babysitting right now just said...

hey. i can do an austrailian accent americanized. ready? "Hasta le vista, baby!" *in thick latin accent*

me: !??!?

him: it is! arnold schwartzenegger is austrailian right?

and then later..

"today in gym we were calling each other hoes"

genius, really.

and the other one just called me ( Read more... )

mm who likes the new layout? got bored so i decided to change it. gold star for laura.

went christmas shopping.

wow i really don't feel like updating.

so i'll stop.

this livejournal is pointless.

i don't want to go to bed. i was talking to lia once and she said that she doesn't like the time between climbing in bed and falling asleep. you're left ( Read more... )

come to skruff tonight. 7-10 at the art house. it's near the library and cemetary. there will be food. public spanking is playing and we've lined up some good open mic artists.

please come :)

near, far, wherever you are ( Read more... )

NO SCHOOL NO SCHOOL NO SCHOOL NO SCHOOL

it got cancelled.

then again, if you're reading this you're pry not at school and therefore knowing. oh well.

NO SCHOOL NO SCHOOL NO SCHOOL NO SCHOOL

guys. i've got some bad news.

brace yourselves.

i'm grounded from AIM

until

JANUARY FUCKING FIFTEENTH

yeah.

so do you know what this means? we will now have to communicate through email. until january fucking fifteenth. now, i have 39 people saying that they're my friends, right? that means at least ten people actually read my eljay. which means ( Read more... )

Here is a letter I am sending to President Bush.

Dear President Bush: Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God’s Law. I have learned a great deal from you and understand why you would propose and support a constitutional amendment banning same sex marriage. As you said, “in the eyes of God, marriage is based between a man and a ( Read more... )

got this from jenny and had to take it because i'm shallow like that ;)

Ideal Guy Quizzical

01. hair color / no pref
02. eye color / no pref
03. height / taller than me.. i'm 5'9"
04. six pack / better than flab ;)
05. long or short hair/ shaggy if long, spiked if short
06. piercings / no.
08. scars / sure? i don't care
09. eyebrows / BUSHMAN EYEBROWS!!! ( Read more... )

he loves me
he loves me not
(all i need now is a flower)

wow. lots of comments on the peanut butter issue.

now i have to think of another thing that's controversial....

orange juice is way better than apple juice.

why is everything about food for me?

doesn't this say something?

okay quick briefing then i'm off to PMS.
thanksgiving i'm going to o hi o ( Read more... )

i recognize the way you make me feel ( Read more... )