Tonight's Theme Song

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Given my state of unbeing currently in the HvZ game, I thought a theme song was in order.



Every Brain is Sacred
(to the tune of "Every Sperm is Sacred")

There are Wraiths in the world, there are Vampires,
There are Spectres and Banshees and then
There are those that chew on old corpses, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm just a plain old Zombie,
And have been since the day that I died,
And the one thing they say about us Zombies is
They can't stop eating brains though they've tried.

You don't have to be a war hero,
You don't have to be very bright,
You don't have to workout or study,
You're a Zombie after only one bite, because

Every brain is sacred,
Every brain is great,
If a brain is wasted,
Zombies get irate.

Every brain is sacred,
Every brain is great,
If a brain is wasted,
Zombies get irate.

Let the Ghouls chew on bones,
From the graveyard ground,
Zombies keep on walking
And dragging victims down.

Every brain is wanted,
Every brain is good,
Every brain is needed,
'Cause brains are Zombie food.

Vampires, Mummies, Spectres,
They just don't understand,
They drink blood, curse, and haunt them
While Zombies rule this land.

Every brain is sacred,
Every brain is great,
If a brain is wasted,
Zombies get irate.

Every brain is wanted,
Every brain is good,
Every brain is needed,
'Cause brains are Zombie food.

Every brain is useful,
Every brain is fine,
Zombies hunting mall rats,
Mine, and mine, and mine.

Let the Ghosts all curse theirs,
In gravesite, crypt, and tomb.
Zombies spread 'cross the earth,
Each brain a tasty boon.

Every brain is wanted,
Every brain is good,
Every brain is needed,
'Cause brains are Zombie food.

Every brain is sacred,
Every brain is great,
If a brain is wasted,
Zombies get irate.

Credit goes to Mr. Rubix. Please give credit where credit is due should you share this