the woes of a college graduate

[raistlinx]

"the contrast on my monitor broke and now it's so dark i can't see anything. i can't even masturbate. i have to plug in my headphones and listen in - try to picture what's happening. it's horrible, man. horrible." - jose estrada

Comments

[rockanddie]

dang that sucks. i remember when i had Napster back in the day i download sex noises once and jacked off to it. the file would be called like 'sexy girl having Xtreme orgasm (REAL)'

[raistlinx]

damn, you guys are hard.

toxic avenger tonight?

[jessco]

that's my boy.

[elemeno_pee]

i've started using my imagination again, which is stupid.