I am obviously bored-slash-in-summer-mode despite having
one last requirement (i.e. AMC22 defense) to accomplish.
Sorry. :))

Thanks to http://cleverbot.com/
and http://www.icogno.com/
for a nice and entertaining night. :)

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User: What is life?
Cleverbot: Life is life.
User: What did you just type?
Cleverbot: I just typed 'Do you really?'
User: Did you ( Read more... )

What's wrong with this?
The program works, BUT Sum(Vals) always ends up as 0.

I think there's something wrong with the way I'm compiling/making the Vals() array,
but I can't seem to fix it.

If someone can help me, that would really be awesome. :) Thanks! >:D<

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I amble through the concrete pathway, surrounded by leaves of yellow hues cradled by the wind. I enjoy this spectacle in the lightness of my walk, probably caused by my lack of sleep which led to my dreamlike stupor.

What was my dream again, the other night? I cannot remember, as usual, for how rare do I actually wake up, with the dream in my ( Read more... )

"I would like to beg you, dear Sir, as well as I can, to have patience with everything unresolved in your heart and to try to love the questions themselves as if they were locked rooms or books written in a very foreign language.

Don't search for the answers, which could not be given to you now, because you would not be able to live them. And the ( Read more... )

Meaning
This is one of those rare phrases in which the meaning is more debated than the origin.

The usage which has become common in recent years has a meaning something along the lines of 'prompt/raise the question', that is, 'beg that the question be asked'. This is usually seen in circumstances where something is described and then an explanation ( Read more... )

MENSA PHILIPPINES TESTING

Mensa Philippines, the Philippine chapter of the international organization for people with high IQs, invites prospective members to take the Mensa IQ Challenge this 27th February 2010 at Fully Booked, High Street, Fort Taguig.

Mensa IQ Challenge!
POSTPONED to Feb 27, 2010

Die:
Dies Saturni, Februarius 27, 2010Hora:
10:00am - 5 ( Read more... )

Insecurity, I find you
in the sense of the world,
Rationalizing.
Can I possess this, needed?

But words stream in wonder
to find direction in your weight.

Joy crystallized in your
saccharine touch
and squints in lines.
Can you feel it, too?

But sand cannot rest on another;
it dissolves in sheer lightness.

PLOT (so far as I've read it; half pa lang though =)) ):
Prostitute services D.O.M. in the dark,
turns out she's his daughter.

I don't know the conclusion, so I don't know what the play's take is on this issue.

But really, what is so bad about this (aside from the "servicing" @-) )?
Would it have been "better" if they had not been related?
What if they ( Read more... )

Article: Pi buster: French software whiz claims record

"Bellard said he was "not especially interested" in Pi's digits but more in taking up the gauntlet of writing the software to carry out the arithmetic.

"Optimising these algorithms to get good performance is a difficult programming challenge," he wrote."

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So I just need 5+ 1.5-teraoctet hard ( Read more... )

Guy: Masakit ba?

Girl: 'Yong ano?

Guy: No'ng nahulog ka galing sa langit.

Girl: Aww. :">

Guy: Basag mukha mo eh.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA =))

For more anti-jokes, see
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/84zwe/ask_reddit_whats_your_best_anti_joke/

For more ON anti-jokes, go to our best friend Wikipedia.com, as always. =))

Credits to twin ( Read more... )