How Should I Begin This?

[raketscientist]

1. Dear Lawrence: Tambak na the work on my table and I haven't even sat down.
2. Dear Lawrence: So far so good. No hate mail from anyone and no email from you....yet.
3. "All men are pigs and I'm a vegetarian!" Maybe I'll put that on a shirt.
4. Dear Flora: Do you know that Lawrence has these "agri erotica" reviews?
5. Once upon a time, or around a month ago I had a

Comments

[maragtas]

Hi. What should we call you (unless you want to be called paper)? At first I thought this was a joke. Don't worry, I think you have a workable start. You can also read my entries.

[raketscientist]

Thank you. My name's Mitch.

[fairlycloudy]

i know that feeling. sigh. pero, who are you? and you do know na medyo mali ang makialam ng blog ng iba, diba?

[raketscientist]

I know. When I started this it was supposed to be a harmless prank. But then if you know that feeling, I hope in time I can make you and Lawrence understand what I need to do this. When he started keeping this journal it was because of a girl. Shit, I read everything again and I sound like a psycho. I was going to say that I wanted to start this because of a guy. Lawrence doesn't have any girl trouble anymore. But then why don't I just start a new journal right? I don't know. I've never done this, seriously. But I promise, like I said in a comment above, this will be a delivery. I promise to deliver.

[fairlycloudy]

if you report the user the whole blog might be compromised. i want to see the fireworks when lawrence arrives to find his blog, uhmn, infected.

[raketscientist]

He already knows. Please don't think of me as a virus. I'm not contagious.

[raketscientist]

I read some of your entries. You have a picture where you helped deliver a baby. Maybe instead of exorcisms you can think of this as a delivery. Thank you.

[jasondayrit]

i don't know who i'm reading anymore. too much misdirection.

[raketscientist]

Sorry.