Richmond Craigslist

Apr 17, 2008 10:00

You know, I've got $150 that's been burning a hole in my pocket. As fate would have it, I noticed that a brand new stripper pole was available for sale on Craigslist. Perfect ( Read more... )

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whirledpeas April 17 2008, 14:11:34 UTC
1. What else did they crop OUT of the picture? It's so tightly cropped around the stripper pole that I'm fairly certain there's some really sexy stuff I'm not seeing...and that bums me out.

2. I love that this is available at Fort Lee. Maybe they'll let you on base to go pick it up.

3. Do you think maybe this was sent in a care package? "Dear Amanda, just sending yousome of the comforts of home while you train to go off and fight Dick Cheney's war. Hope it makes you think of us....<3 Ma and Daddy."

4. Where does one install a stripper pole in an army barracks? Is this why she has to get rid of it ASAP?

5. I'm sure Amanda will be so happy to know you're INTRESTED.

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rakish April 17 2008, 14:27:19 UTC
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#1 - If you look closely enough, you can see that it says, "PROFESSIONAL EDITION" on the packaging. Makes you wonder if they sell a training edition.

#2 - Post 9/11, I'm sure they really grill civilians trying to get on a military base. I'd love to see the expression on the guard's face when you tell him that the purpose of your visit is it to pick up a brand new stripper pole.

#5 - I'm tempted to look on the Craigslist personals pages to see if Amanda has another ad. But not THAT tempted.

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kvetch April 18 2008, 00:37:57 UTC
"Pinch" and "stripper's pole" are two things that should not be mentioned in the same breath (not to mention RUSTY!).

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kvetch April 18 2008, 00:39:06 UTC
(You should ask if she accepts "Peekaboo Dollars.")

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rakish April 18 2008, 12:18:04 UTC
haha! I never knew how vast the stripper pole market was until this journal entry!

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