Castles. Mansions. The White House. All these huge houses, and what is their purpose? Is it necessary to have such a big house for usually such a small family, and then the huge families are stuck living in a cockroach-infested shed. Shouldn't the rich folk be having huge families? They have enoung space and food and it's not like they are already ( Read more... )

When you recieve a nicely wrapped box, what comes to mind. Do you think hard about why this certain person gave you a present? I mean, after all, today is the Ides of March (i know, spelling). Or do you get overly excited about what might be in it and get upset that it was not the present you wanted? What do you do when this happens? The gift giver ( Read more... )

Back to the flower theory. Well, maybe not a...thoery, maybe more of a...discusion or a...criticizim but to get back to the point. The thing is if I were to recieve flowers, I would rather them be fake. This issue could go either way for sum people but I stick to my decision. Fake flowers never die and are always upright. Now real flowers have the ( Read more... )

A funny saying it is,..."An eye for an eye. A tooth for a tooth"...Now, one quick thought about that saying and you might say that it means the same thing as "You scratch my back, I scratch yours". But if you think about hard, you realize they are two completely different meanings. The scratching one makes alot of sense to me but the tooth one... ( Read more... )

Have you ever gon to someone's house and thought it was beautiful and saw a candy bowl in hte middle of the living room coffee table where you go over and remove the lid to see nothing but fruit flavored candy? Now, if i'm not mistaken, the word "candy" usually consists with chocolate and vanilla and stuff, correct? I mean, do you not usually think ( Read more... )

Kevin? why do cats have nine lives? are they somehow better? Or do they need an extra eight just incase a couple of demons decide they want no part in the underworld? Because, cats are the guardians of the underworld, correct? Oi. Too many questions that need answering. But that's what I'm here for. But really, a cat's whiskers are its balancer ( Read more... )

I always have the feeling that oranges and lemons and such are a food that absolutely hates being eaten. You start off with a srange hard-ish shell that you can't bite into, otherwise there is a horribly nasty taste that explodes in the mouth. Uncool. And once you had removed the exoskeleton, the process of splitting open the actual fruit with out ( Read more... )

A curious invention, the soda. One can't help but to think that at once it's purpose was to be some sort of pranking device. Otherwise, why would you booby-trap a drink? Refreshing as the beverage is, I can't help but to tear up and burp with each sip of soda. Not to mention the odd brand names of each soda company: Coca Cola, Dr. Pepper, and the ( Read more... )

Roses. Such strange gifts to give someone you consider close. a rose is red as in romance and hearts, yes, but what about blood? Sorry guys but, oi. Like Starfire says of Teen Titans (airs at 9 Sat. on Cartoon Network and 10 Sun Pacific I believe), "I believe it is costume on this planet to wear a dead plant". My point exactly. Now, are dead plants ( Read more... )

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now...do you really want your doctor to leave? I mean, what can an apple do that a doctor can't do better? For example, if you were to recieve tuberculosis, an apple isn't going to com up to you and say: "Hey, eat me. I cure TB!" Have you ever seen an apple that desires to be eaten? Or how about if you were to ( Read more... )