Gift for fairandfey part 1 of 3

[emansil_08]

Title: Mutual aggravation (must be better than having nothing in common)
Author/Artist: sweetjerry
Gift for : fairandfey
Pairing(s)/Characters: Merritt, Evariste/Merritt, Raphael/Luvander, Anastasia/Natalia, sort of Rook/Thom, if you squint
Summary: There seemed to be no one in the entire world that annoyed Evariste as much as Merritt did. So of course the man

Comments

[fairandfey]

THREE PARTS. THREE BASTION-FUCKING PARTS
AAAAHHHH
♥ !

I tried to wait till the end to review, I really did. So not working.
This:
"He quickly pushed away the unbidden thought that if his mother ever heard him speak like this, she was going to scour his mouth with lye. He was a soldier now, after all. He was allowed to talk dirty. It was practic’ly mandatory."
Was where I decided you needed to ebar my internet babies. And then it got better.
Lamb chop.
Lamb chop.
Ivory! Eyepatch! Tightpants! Lesbian dragons! Snark!
AND THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING.
-scurries off-

[sweetjerry]

I... got a bit carried away there ^^;;;

Thanks to you, I cannot imagine Merritt as anything short of totally PWNED by all female relatives xD And you are glorious and sweet and I want to hug you so hard that you almost would stop breathing but not entirely because then you would die and that would be really sad.

Where was I again? Oh, right... ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[manyfacesofme22]

Holy fucking crap. (Yes, that was necessary.)
I love the dragons so much, it's insane, I don't even

And there's slash!
And so much of it!
*loves*

[sweetjerry]

Swearing is always necessary!
*clinglove* I was afraide I might have become a liiiiiiiiiiittle bit carried away with the dragons and accidentally have dedicated one a huge chunk of the story on them even though they really didn't bring the plot forward, which I did, but if you love them then that's okay :D

*clinglove*