it'll be worth moving halfway across the world just so i don't have to listen to my parents argue about the EXACT SAME MOTHERFUCKING MINUTIAE all the damn time!!!

Feeling that you’re a good person all the time is like having a new car with no scratches on it, it’s a real responsibility, which is almost impossible to live up to. Being a piece of shit and then occasionally doing something that’s good and true, it’s a much easier place to be.

- kenny shopsin in "i like killing flies"

It looks like you've got a little pain behind those eyes.
You know there's only one cure for that...
Weed.
You got any?

 If you have been tagged, your task is to fill it out yourself. Wait, screw task. It's your OBLIGATION to fill it out.

40 Secrets about yourself.
Be honest no matter what.
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[one] have you ever been asked out?
yes

[two] where is your default picture taken?
the woods somewhere, it's a barred owl

[three] what's your ( Read more... )

Say you marry the last person you IM-ed, what's your new last name ( Read more... )

my text message alert sound is a car horn - a quick beep-beep
i've been in love with it since i got this phone

when i'm in a car with people and i get a text, my passengers all think it's an actual car honking
when i'm in the car by myself and somebody honks, i check to see if i got a text

turns out my "religion and culture" course is really a ( Read more... )

 
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- Pick 10 of your favorite movies
- Find a quote from each movie.
- Post them here for everyone to guess.
- Bonus points if you name the character

1. "You are home."

2. "Okay, so you're probably going, "Is this like a Noxzema commercial or what?" But seriously, I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl."

3. "Also cute and fluffy!"

4. "It would ( Read more... )

 you know the drill - it's the first sentence of the first post from every month of the year, try it, you'll like it!

January: hopefully getting a prescription for the nicotine nasal spray (i have always loved putting things up my nose!)

February: with every mistake i care even less, no rising to the occasion, no meeting the challenge, no showing ( Read more... )