Grrrr...

[ramblingmadman]

What's this? An entry that doesn't begin with a huge ass show-offy picture? I'm sure you're all thinking "what's wrong?" or "Ugh thank God he's not clogging up my livejournal friends page with more stupid gigantic pictures." Well believe me I'd like to, but my work has been temporarily halted by 'the legal system.' See, APPARENTLY, a certain

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[marcodelbluth]

Haha, itch, like from STDs.

[ramblingmadman]

hahah i was always taught to finish blog entries with a description of a burning sensation or something similar in one's loins

[marcodelbluth]

Hahah, 'loins,' everytime I hear that word, I think of in "Alexander," when Anthony Hopkins narrates, with a straight face, "Alexander was born from the loins of war."

He then proceeded to scrape the side of his face on the ground at 160mph.

[ramblingmadman]

hahahah that movie we saw the preview for should have a sex scene that ends in a similar fashion

[addled_brain]

Ooo you can reduce redeye now and make things in sepia...HURRAY FOR iPhoto.

Try limewire before you go on a iPhoto binge.

Also I have some great photos of ghonorrhia if you need a little extra help abstaining in LV.

[musicsnob5128]

If Columbia offers any digital photography classes, you should check your bookstore. They probably have it for cheap. I got it for my mom for less than half of the real price that way.

And most stippers and hookers don't have STD's, in all fairness to them. You might want to try to stay away from anyone who's been in a porno though.

[ramblingmadman]

hahah probably a good idea, i just hope i don't end up on that 'taxicab confessions' show....