Newsreporter: "Did you hear the gunshots?"
Woman: "Oh yes."
NR: "What did it sound like?"
Woman: "Pow Pow Pow."
[Um, what else would they sound like?]
Newsreporter: A Republican senator was sentenced to two days in jail for DUI. He had been drinking at a gay bar. He later admitted to being gay.
Uh, no shit? Why else would he be in a gay bar
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