everyone is gay

[ramenese]

I met this really gay guy with purple hair the other day and I got to thinking

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[raventhemerc]

...

[ramenese]

Ne, it's not really a bad thing.... >>

[raventhemerc]

...Thanks.

[comehitherly]

Why put limitations on who you love, my dear Naruto-chan? What if you meet a guy that is the very definition of your true love, and you leave him behind just because he has a little extra flesh down there~? You can like both Sakura-chan and Sasuke-chan, you know. Even though I might fight you for Sakura-chan. Just letting you know in advance, darling. ♥

[ramenese]

... Yeah, I guess so. I guess if I ever did love a guy I would be okay with it ... but I don't. I don't feel anything like that for Sasuke ... and I don't think I even like Sakura-chan like that right now. I like Tomoyo-chan.

How can someone like two people? Hehe ... you gotta work harder on Sakura-chan! She's really shy.

[comehitherly]

Who's Tomoyo-chan? Is she cute? Be careful, Naruto-chan, the cute ones are always the dangerous ones. ♥

I don't know, I don't think it's ever happened to me. But why's it so hard to believe? You can like two people, why can't you love them as well~? Oh, Naruto-chan, she's been rejecting me continuously, I've tried all that I can! Do you have any advice for me~?

[ramenese]

Hehe, she's really cute.

I don't know, 'cause I never felt that before! The only two people I can remember liking like that I only liked separately.... I tried to show Sakura-chan a woman's body, but she got really mad. I bet you have to figure out stuff she likes! Like food she likes to eat or her favorite color!

[scarletheir]

........No.

For the last time, no.

Also, my hair has nothing to do with my sexuality. I do not like other men.

[ramenese]

I guess gay doesn't run in families....

[scarletheir]

...Excuse me?

[ramenese]

You're related to Sasuke, so....

[copy_wolf]

... I don't think that is, Naruto-san...

[ramenese]

I was just thinking....

[cronos_athena]

...You're going to get yourself killed child.

[ramenese]

I can take anyone on! No one can kill me!

[cronos_athena]

Not if they mob you.

Well be careful all the same. People don't take lightly to untruths.