i was traveling, me and my party, but we were traveling in a very odd fashion. we were leaving this mansion, which aparently was up on a hill out in the wilderness. and the quickest way back seemed to be to straddle this wooden monorail-type track and slide/ride down it, while vaulting back and forth over its inconsistencies. after vaulting past ( Read more... )

pinky and the brain is an allegory for a human mind ( Read more... )

the words 'live your dreams' have taken on a whole new meaning today.

im dreaming my life

i would recomend that everyone stay away from any Gorton's products. They sell the whale burgers in Japan.


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the ancient inventors of spaghetti
were geniuses.

to turn wheat into something so easily storable & cookable
is remarkable.

i hate gmail 'sponsored links'.

stop reading my mail! lol

i have re-christened myself.

i almost can't wait to get back to work./ *yawn*

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stocking opening time!!!
i got myself the presents of talking heads - brick
and the paul mccartney discography.
christmas is cool
i havnt heard any christmas music yet today.