this is for you daniel.

[ramonapants]

i am so effing bored so this is an attempt to reach every one in my little bubble at once

Comments

[lorribeth]

Daniel hates myspace. I am fairly certain he will think you are a livejournal hater.

Okay, so Thursday is for sure my off day. You wanna go for wings Thursday night? Huh? Huh? You have to tell me where to show up though, because I haven't made an effort to learn the town. I know my little bubble though...but there are a lot of Armenians and not any wing places.

[ramonapants]

the angry one wondered why i didnt post things like this to live journal. so i did post it. just for his sugar britches sake.
you are in burbank right? message me your address and ill do a search. i know this place like the back of my crotch, especially when it comes to hot wings dammit.
:)
yay i cant wait!!!

[weasel_1313]

behind the crotch is the inside no?

[ramonapants]

i was literally referring to the taint. huge fan. huge. i would say my taint feels like a babies ass but im gonna say that a babies ass is basically just like taint skin, fresh, nubile and undisturbed.

[weasel_1313]

when i go 1 and 2 i point the wee down and start ploppin'

[ramonapants]

that seems like the most efficient. my friend said you only use both the urinal and the toilet when you are already in mid stream, think you have to fart and then realizes its a little more serious than that.

makes sense i suppose. i want a dick.
if thats not a set up i dont know what is.

[weasel_1313]

but the vag allows you to control most situations

[bsgreeley]

I HAVE to use the urinal first because I always get the poo-boner.

[trixiebella]

maternity leave? what did you birth?!

i don't use the lj anymore, other than to look at other people's blogs. and even then not that much. you got lucky today.

[ramonapants]

i havent used it in over a year or so. i know. random. no giving birth. more like maternity leave for an elephant. thats like 15 months or something right? meh.

"i want a dick"

[not_so_clever]

Communist Doolen,

Sounds like you need one of these:

www.shewee.com

Sincerly,
Harold Von Grubenstein

Re: "i want a dick"

[ramonapants]

dude i dont even have to follow that link to know exactly what product it is. i totally remember when it started getting promoted as like the last brick to crumble in the wall separating men and women.

Re: "i want a dick"

[ramonapants]

ps. if i were to use a shewee i would totally make the same face as your profile pic.
:)

Re: "i want a dick"

[not_so_clever]

I want to carry a shewee around in my purse. Not only would it be fun to explain it also sounds completely sanitary.