My day so far...

[rampagingturtle]

I awoke this morning fervently wishing not to begin my morning just yet. While no fairies flitted through the window to grant said wish, some wasps were inspired to begin building a nest in our back doorway. They were unamused when they realized that the door was actually used on a regular basis by the house's occupants. I reluctantly went to

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[the_blonde_one]

The random handful of pagans that you deem desirable for conversation still love you. :/ *HUGS*

[rampagingturtle]

As I still love them. *hugs*

However, that doesn't preclude the possibility of some pagan making my "stupid" list. Ditto for any agnostics, Buddhists, or Discordians. Fortunately, today may simply be an unholy alliance between Christians and Hindus. If you think about it, uniting two such disparate religions with a common goal isn't such a bad thing. I think I think I can deal with being a martyr to the cause.

In other news, liquor stores may be closed but Santa Fe Steakhouse is still mixing up Texas tea in one-quart Mason jars. God (or any other deity who is having a benevolent moment) bless 'em.

Okay....

[sara_bellum]

I had a Southwestern kid pull on the door for no less than thirty seconds before finally realizing I wanted him, yes him, to go around to the window. Once he got to the window he said, "Is the lobby closed?" When I responded that it was, he said okay and walked away.

Anyway, Hindus have given the world Palak and Shahi Paneer, that means they kick Christians in the ass. Straight in the ass. And you don't see Hindus having "Women of Faith" conferences which really means "Nasty Bitches with Deep Southern Accents". Stupid Christians.