Something actually managed to take my attention from the election results.

[rampagingturtle]

I've seen a lot of porn in my time. Hardcore, softcore, gay porn, straight, porn, bi porn, solo porn, group porn, couples porn, pro porn, amateur porn, I've seen all of it. I've seen half a gazillion things that should never be put into vaginas and/or rectums being put into vaginas and/or rectums. I've seen too many things come out of vaginas/

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[wurmwyd]

Hi there!

See, now I almost clicked on it, thinking: "How can videos of pterodactyls having sex be considered not-work-safe?? It would be like watching a nature film, right??

[rampagingturtle]

One might think that. But these are dirty, dirty pterodactyls, that is one horny blonde, and this is undeniably porn.

[rampagingturtle]

And just another guideline: anything getting the Hank the Dancing Abortion Seal of Approval on my journal is seriously fucked up.

[inscrutable]

I really want to see a documentary where they interview everyone involved, asking the important question of "just how the hell did this happen???"

[rampagingturtle]

And now that you have suggested it, I want to see this documentary as well. Quite possibly more than I want to see the midget guys getting nailed by the regular-size chicks with strap-ons, and that's saying something.

[baronsamedi]

http://www.pornotube.com/media.php?m=18

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[rampagingturtle]

Oh shit. When you start retaliating it can't be good.

[rampagingturtle]

Let me guess... your search for "Dirty Sanchez" turned up nothing?

[cleverusername2]

It must be hard to maintain an erection while wearing a silly dinosaur costume; maybe they hired a bunch of furries.

Erm...scalies?