knit, bitch, drink, stitch...

[rampion]

It's at my house tonight, 7ish. Come, craft and be merry.

NBW, don't forget to bring TQs yarn baller. (What's the name for these things that doesn't sound like a lame 70s fetish porn?)

Also, I think we need to come up with a better name for this yarn club. Too many "Stitch -n- Bitch"es abound, and we do more than just knit. Suggestions?

Comments

[dawny_darko]

crafty bitches.

It is a "yarn baller and swift".

[conandammit]

bitchy bitches makin stiches

[mojocatt]

Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fucked, man? I see you knitted your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece when the Jesus is knitting, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus. Nobody fucks with Jesus's yarn.

[dmskb2000]

Daftly Crafties

The String-a-ding-a-lingies

The Naughty Knotters

....ooo, I like that last one

[rampion]

I like the last one too! You're so brilliant. You should come again soon, with or without the babe.