Oktoberfest + Ass crack = ???

[rampion]

I didn't just spill my clandestine afternoon beer...

I spilled it down the middle of the gap in the back of my jeans.

Not the whole thing. But still, how does that even happen?

Comments

[kevelyn63]

Do tell!!!

[rampion]

I don't know. That's why I asked you.

All I know is I set the beer next to me in the corner of the couch, moved to reach the laptop cord and suddenly there was a frosty blast of fine Summit Oktoberfest pooling the the crack of my ass.

[kevelyn63]

Ah, now it is obvious - Your lovely ass is like the most powerful magnet, and nothing, not even your beer, can resist it's pull.

[dawny_darko]

a frosty blast of fine Summit Oktoberfest pooling (in) the the crack of my ass.

Now that's just hot!

Not a nice thing to do to a girl while she's at work.

[angelpix]

Oh my, now that's quite a visual.

Hmmm....does that mean it's Beer o'clock ??

[sweetalice]

I've always known you were a woman of amazing talents!

[mpuzzle]

Mmmm... Asstoberfest...

*drools*

[notbatman]

Win.

[dmskb2000]

I want some beer in my ass crack now...

and again

[conandammit]

I think I just fizzed in my pants.

damn.

I hate it when that happens.