The War in my Barn, (Part I)

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RATS Insurgency Sparks Human Onslaught

THE BARN, Wind Child Farm- Tensions rise as the struggle for property rights continues between the Rodent Anarchy-Terrorist Sect (RATS) and the Wind Child Farm human-based government. Yesterday's acts of unsanitary vandalism sparked a minor human offence, leaving the RATS enraged as one of their leaders was

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[dbj1018]

Texas Rat Snakes are wonderful things... My Father showed me how to crack them like a whip so that their heads literally fly off. I have yet to use it, as I am yet to find a practical purpose for it... Besides scaring the shit out of someone if my aim gets good enough.

Trans Pecos rat snakes are smarter, though... http://warrensburg.k12.mo.us/animals/nickzw4/index.html

And on the subject of snakes, after listening carefully and some debate, my Father and I have concluded that there is a very young timber rattle snake in our yard. Much paranoia. Mary Kay's cats are sacred. http://www.kostich.com/timber_rattlesnake.htm