You're as subtle as a brick in the small of my back

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Me and Jade right, we're proper song writers.
Wanna hear our amazing song?

Chavs In The City
Me: Don't get lippy
Jade: To those chavs in the city
Me: Cause they'll get gritty
Jade: Those chavs in the city
Me: Even if you're witty
Jade: Those chavs in the city
Me: Will still call you a titty
Jade: Ooh, deep.
Wow.
Well, today was cold.
Sexy Teacher Guy was fucking sex on legs today with his white and black shirt, his black tie, black pants and black shoes.
Fuck me in the eye.
It's so strange, he always looks at us when he goes past...he probably knows that we're all girly and annoying when he's there.
Hmmm.
Fucking sex god, that's what he is.
♥ always
xx