requirements of my next boyfriend:
1. straight edge
2. recites shakespeare
3. watches lots of movies
4. eats cupcakes
5. can share clothes with me
6. has really nice hair/teeth/voice
7. much taller than me
8. muscles
9. beats bitches up in the pit
10. very cute with me
11. takes me out to places/buys me things
12. PDAs
13. college/car/job
mhmhmhmhmmm.
however, i think boys like this do not exist. :[