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This is hillarious and so true
You know you have a big family when....
You count your children by multiples of two or more.
...Washing underwear takes more than one washer load.
...You laugh at 'economy size' boxes.
...The IRS doesn't question you anymore when you add dependents.
...Your children think that all families get a new child every year or so.
...A year pass to an attraction is cheaper than buying everyone a ticket.
...You think a minivan is a compact vehicle.
...Attendance drops by 20% when you don't show up for church.
...You have more shoes than Imelda Marcos, but yours are varied sizes.
...It takes three families to baby-sit your children.
...Your family car is an airport shuttle.
...One room is no longer an option when you go to a hotel.
...Three cents off per gallon actually makes a difference when you fill up.
...You think matched socks means two socks that are the same size.
...You see a mom of three and you wonder what she does with all her time.
...You start to count children when you are by yourself.
...The new pediatrician asks you questions about childhood illnesses.
...You still get a free carwash when you get a 1/4 tank of gas.
...Diapers are a line item on your household budget.
...You laugh hysterically when someone asks you if you 'work'.
...The 'walk-ins welcome' barber requires an appointment for your family.
...Size doesn't matter when shopping, because the clothes will fit
'someone'.
...You never worry about what to do with leftovers.
...You wonder if they mislabeled your 'extra large capacity' washer.
...Your house is where neighborhood kids come to hide.
...People ask you if you run a daycare or school.
...You read the fine print on those 'kids eat free' offers
You know you have a big family when....
You count your children by multiples of two or more.
...Washing underwear takes more than one washer load.
...You laugh at 'economy size' boxes.
...The IRS doesn't question you anymore when you add dependents.
...Your children think that all families get a new child every year or so.
...A year pass to an attraction is cheaper than buying everyone a ticket.
...You think a minivan is a compact vehicle.
...Attendance drops by 20% when you don't show up for church.
...You have more shoes than Imelda Marcos, but yours are varied sizes.
...It takes three families to baby-sit your children.
...Your family car is an airport shuttle.
...One room is no longer an option when you go to a hotel.
...Three cents off per gallon actually makes a difference when you fill up.
...You think matched socks means two socks that are the same size.
...You see a mom of three and you wonder what she does with all her time.
...You start to count children when you are by yourself.
...The new pediatrician asks you questions about childhood illnesses.
...You still get a free carwash when you get a 1/4 tank of gas.
...Diapers are a line item on your household budget.
...You laugh hysterically when someone asks you if you 'work'.
...The 'walk-ins welcome' barber requires an appointment for your family.
...Size doesn't matter when shopping, because the clothes will fit
'someone'.
...You never worry about what to do with leftovers.
...You wonder if they mislabeled your 'extra large capacity' washer.
...Your house is where neighborhood kids come to hide.
...People ask you if you run a daycare or school.
...You read the fine print on those 'kids eat free' offers