Mow your fucking lawn

[randerson1184]

I was just sitting on the front porch watching all of my parents' neighbors on this saturday morning and it's a pretty sickening sight. Three doors down from us, these fucking people sit around all day and never do any fucking yardwork. Their lawn is overgrown with weeds and they have sporadically scattered trash all over their yard. I'm a

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Just a couple of words...

[zentao82]

"unreliable elements"
"ideal society"
"PURGE"

-I find that comments to neighbors are constructive and best left in burning gasoline or rotting carcasses (preferably of said family's pets) on the front lawn.

Re: Just a couple of words...

[randerson1184]

Good stuff you got there!

A neighbor of ours once mowed "MOW ME" into the severely neglected house next door to him. The owner of the house with the neglected yard didn't come home for months because his mother was sick or something. Surrounding homes actually did struggle to sell because of it. Fucking people.

[coltraneflicky]

Apply salt liberally all over their lawn and you will never have to worry about their over-grown redneck grass again.
Then burn down their house and watch while you are sitting on your front porch drinking Chimay.
Cheers.