Capitalization is the difference between "Helping your uncle jack off a horse," and "Helping your Uncle Jack off a horse."

That's it. I'm writing my suicide letter tonight.

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Well, I finally picked up my Senior Picture. It's only one, but hey, it's a start. I can always order more.

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John drew a "tattoo" on my back. I'd show you the picture, but MY FUCKIN' CAMERA BROKE. Oooo man was I pissed. Anyway. Yup. Night, I'm beat(ing off)! OOOOOOH snap! Maturity level...... rock bottom. Fuckin' David, I love it.

I'm jewish.

I fixed it!

OMG... it literally took me three hours to size my pictures correctly and put them up. Holy David. I am definitely not computer savvy.

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OMG... it literally took me three hours to size my pictures correctly and put them up. Holy David. I'm so illiterate.

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I got a digital camera. Now I just need to figure out how to work it.

Love Me.

I'm legal.