Possibly the greatest sentence I have heard all year...

Dec 24, 2009 16:19

"Yes, Glenn Beck's ballsack does taste like eggnog and shame."

This little tidbit from the latest post by the Rude Pundit, and posted here in case my darling DivaLion doesn't get around to reading RP anytime soon...because I know she will just about wet herself with hilarity over that wonderful sentence.

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ambug666 December 25 2009, 00:19:15 UTC
He... wrote... a Christmas book! For kids!

I saw it in Borders. I couldn't help myself and had to know the horrible things that lurked inside. Afterwards I felt insulted just reading it.

And it ended with "And Grandpa slipped a candy cane into Billy's pocket." and my mind went there. And I was like, Glenn Beck, you sick fuck, did you really just write what I thought you wrote? And he did! He did!

Grandpa slipped his fucking "candy cane" into Billy's pants. Argh! I am soiled for having touched Glenn Beck's book. I am unclean.

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flaviarassen December 25 2009, 03:31:27 UTC
I am very happy, because I don't like eggnog EITHER!

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ladymandrake December 25 2009, 16:46:41 UTC
wow...just wow...

Glad I don't drink eggnog...

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evcelt December 26 2009, 00:02:37 UTC
I don't drink eggnog, thank the gods. monsteralice does... I'm not sure whether I'm telling her this or not.

And... I'd hate to be the one who had to test the truth of that sentence.

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