I can't get rid of the back pain. It's as annoying as hel to be in so much pain ( Read more... )

Owwie owwie owwie!

I have had a bad back all week. If it doesn't get better I may have to resort to going to the doctor which is against the rules:(

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1 friend has a two month old.

One friend had one at three this morning.

Another five friends are pregnant.

Am I the sole bastion of unfertilised eggs in this city?

Argh!

...in a potty no less.

Eris was rather confused at this, she has been resisting for a long time. I am sure it will be a long time till we get a repeat performance, but it looks good for the whole potty training thing.

I am angry ( Read more... )

Aaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!

Complete and utter waste of an evening!

I have made Mark agree to a non pooter weekend. It'll last until he gets out of the shower tomorrow and goes on 'just to check my email' as he's getting dressed.

Bollocks to it all I tell you. Utter bollocks.

I am going to have to kill the chavs that live next door. There is no other way I am going to survive the summer. My first plan of action will be to tar the wall outside my home so they get dirty when they sit on the ruddy thing to drink their cheap cider. Then I think I'll buy myself a cannon and take potshots as they try to peel themselves off ( Read more... )