All I have to say is that I accomplished my three goals of my birthday:

1. I got quite drunk (of course).

2. I dirty danced with a cute boy.

3. I kissed a drag queen.

I think it's also notable that I got up on stage with said drag queen and danced the first bit of "Candyman". Dream. Come. True.

What to say about my first week back at York?

We'll take it day by day, I suppose:

Monday

Woke up early afternoon and got ready. Trish and I drove up in her rental car and hauled my bags upon bags upon bags to room 211-B. Pond Road Residence is the most gorgeous place I've ever lived. I moved in with my bff Allison Proudfoot (a hobbit), who wasn't ( Read more... )

As I was putting the vodka back on the shelf above the microwave I realized why it's called "Five O'Clock Vodka".

I swear someday soon I'll write a real entry about my summer.

You know the military has to much free time on their hands when...

Apparently, or so I've heard, a certain someone (who will remain nameless) has read my previous lj somehow and is using that as... I dunno... hate propaganda or new material or whatever against me. I was considering, because I heard this, making all further journals I write restricted only to friends. However, assuming that said person put in the ( Read more... )

I don't care that my head is throbbing a bit and my back is sore for some reason ( Read more... )

Me - ... and Jessie can't hang out tonight.
Mom - School night.
Me - That... and her mother...
Mom - What's wrong with Helen?
Me - Oh... nothing...
Mom - Helen just being Helen.
Me - Yeah.
Mom - Ah.
Me - Yeah... there's always something... [I turn and start leaving the room]
Mom - Just you wait.

We're all the same, and love is blind. says:

Hey thar

The Crazy Bitch says:

hi hun!

The Crazy Bitch says:

how're you?!

We're all the same, and love is blind. says:

Lovely. I'm very horny, but WHAT ELSE IS NEW!? ><;

The Crazy Bitch says:

We're all the same, and love is blind. says:

What about you?

The Crazy Bitch says:

I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!

The Crazy Bitch says:

We ( Read more... )

Oh yeah. I'm also saying "fuck you in your dirty, abbrasive ass" to my fear of driving and am going to get my driver's permit. Mom's giving me some money so I can go get the book thingy for Mark and I at SNB tomorrow.

So go me.

I've decided that posting about Nash and I doing homosexual things together, however unavoidable it is, would probably be best under a livejournal cut. It's my livejournal and I'll write whatever I want in it, of course, but it always annoys me whenever people put really sickeningly-bubbly, coupley things (mostly because I'm a very bitter, jealous ( Read more... )