DEAR AMERICAN CELEBRITIES

[random_prophet]

STOP UNEXPECTEDLY DYING, JESUS.

This goes for non-Americans, too, but there hasn't been an unexpected chain of, say, British deaths, so I'm slightly less concerned. Still, though. : |

Comments

[stigmatize]

NOW WHO WILL SHOUT ABOUT OXY CLEAN

[random_prophet]

I DON'T KNOW GODDAMNIT

MAYBE THEY'LL GET THE SHAMWOW GUY

[starsandtildes]

THIS IS THE BEST RESPONSE TO CELEBRITY DEATH WEEK I'VE YET SEEN

[random_prophet]

ON SECOND THOUGHT I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE JINXED IT

THERE ARE STILL A FEW MORE HOURS FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO KICK IT

[starsandtildes]

WHY WOULD YOU WANT THAT

[someidiot]

MAYBE IT'LL BE RUSH LIMBAUGH?

[nendoroids]

WAIT WHO DIED THIS TIME?

[someidiot]

OXY-CLEAN SHOUTY MAN

[nendoroids]

WHUT

[random_prophet]

BILLY MAYS, GODDAMNIT

[corps]

THEY REALLY NEED TO STOP THAT

BILLY MAYES WHHHHHHHHHHHHY

[random_prophet]

YES D8

[corps]

AND NOW I KEEP SPELLING HIS NAME WRONG

CLEARLY THIS DAY IS AWFUL

AND WE LOST TO BRAZIL

TODAY IS BALLS

[random_prophet]

IT IS A SAD DAY FOR AMERICA : [

[fyretoppaaa]

teehee so many dead people

the funeral people will be makin' some dough

don't hurt me don't hurt meee I DL'd MJ'd album for some reason...

and Billy May or Billie Maye or Billye Mai or whatever his face looks sort of familiar I should watch more tv

[fyretoppaaa]

oh wow I sound sort of stoned I'm just mostly hungry though

[pikabot]

[fyretoppaaa]