DEAR FRIENDS

[swordofkings]

TELL ME A SECRET.

WHISPER IT SOFTLY IN MY EAR.

I SOMETIMES FEEL THE UNCONTROLLABLE URGE TO BREAK OUT INTO EBONICS AND SLANG.

Comments

[besteststarter]

MY PERSONAL ART FOLDER HAS 1,359 FILES IN IT.

I AM GOING TO WAGER THAT 97% OF IT IS FOR THIS GAME.

[tank_rockarms]

WHEN I WAS FIVE I WANTED TO BE A BODYBUILDER.

PLAYING MAX LETS ME BE A FATTY IN REAL LIFE BUT PLAY A GIANT SLAB OF MUSCLE ON THE INTERNETS.

APPLE KID LETS ME BE A TOTAL IDIOT.

DUSTER LET'S ME BE A MORE SOPHISTICATED IDIOT.

I AM SECRETLY A HUGE DOUCHE IN REAL LIFE AND SO PLAYING BOWSER LETS ME INDULGE MY NATURAL IMPULSES.

[badasscopters]

... GOOSE INSPIRES ME AND MAKES ME FEEL EMOTIONALLY BETTER ABOUT MYSELF. I COULD GO INTO DETAIL WHY BUT IT WOULD BE SO TEAL DEER. THIS IS ACTUALLY KIND OF EMBARRASSING TO SAY WHAT THE HELL ME.

AS FOR N, UH

UH

UM

IDK I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY APART FROM I'D TAP DAT.

SAME WITH DEE. MINUS THE TAPPING DAT BECAUSE WHAT THE HELL.

OTHERWISE UH IDEK SECRETS WHAT ARE THOSE.

[boxingmidget]

DUDE I SO GET YOU. I PLAY VERY OUTGOING DERPS MYSELF SO I WANNA BE OUTGOING AS WELL.

[badasscopters]

IDK THOUGH AS MUCH AS THAT'S TRUE, I STILL WOULDN'T WANT TO INHERIT GOOSE'S DOUCHEBAGGERY.

[icequeen_aran]

I

HAVE BOOBS.

[pedaltothemetal]

NO

[icequeen_aran]

I KNOW

IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE.

YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT.

[pedaltothemetal]

I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN

[goaheadnblunder]

I wish my main character was a Pokemon OC- erm,

I want to change this username to shootmedown

[boxingmidget]

PENANNNNNCE

[goaheadnblunder]

YOU SURE GOT ME GOOD I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THE CAPSLOCK TAG HOW DID I NOT REALIZE THIS WHOLE POST WASNT CAPSLOCKED I DONT KNOW.

SURE WHATEVER KID I NEED TO DRAW ANYWAY WHAT U WANT?

[boxingmidget]

THAT WAS HOW I GOT PINGED TOO |D. WE BOTH MISSED OUT ON IT.

ANYTHING; STARRING: ANY DUDE(S)